YOU BETTER SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SKITTLES

[JitterbugPerfume]

or she will kick your ass! Happy birthday sweetie!

[matcom]

1. i want my ass kicked DAMMIT!

:D

happy b'day baby

[7th_Sephiroth]

35. happy birthday

c'mon down to florida an celebrate

[Aristus]

2. Happy birthday, Skittles!

*......please don't kick my ass......*

[GOPisEvil]

3. ME, ME!!

I want to wish Skittles a happy birthday! :bounce:

Don't forget Youngred and KDER either! :party:

[ET Awful]

4. Happy birthday Skittles!!!!

n/t

[xchrom]

5. spanking my ass is more fun

but happy birthday skittles.

[Redneck Socialist]

6. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SKITTLES!

May you have an ass kicking birthday!

[ewagner]

7. As much as I would enjoy it...

Happy Birthday Skittles!!! :party:

[Paradise]

8. Happy Birthday Skittles!

:party: Have a great day! :party:

[Pert_UK]

9. WOOOOOO! Happy Birthday Ms S!

:toast:

P.

[wysimdnwyg]

10. Wait,,,

Is that "kick" my ass, or "spank" my ass. I'd prefer the latter. Please?

[sonias]

11. Happy Birthday, Skittles!

Have a great day!

I bet some folks would actually pay to get their asses kicked by you. We could have a fund raising drive and people could get their "Have you had your ass kicked by Skittles today" stickers or DU icons. The concept of kicking a thread could take on a whole new meaning. Not just a plain kick but a Skittles ass kick.

:dem:


Sonia

[Loki]

12. In praise of strong, forceful Democratic women

Happy Birthday Skittles

:party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party:

[Justpat]

13. Happy Birthday, Skittles

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. happy birthday!

[madrchsod]

15. happy birthday skittles!!!!!!!!!!!!

and i fuck`n mean it..ok!!!! it would be a duller place around here without you..

[XNASA]

16. I heard that they're having a parade today in Rantoul......

to commemorate the occasion.

HB Skittles!!

[Skittles]

27. WHOA!

XNASA REMEMBERS; I am impressed! I do so wish CHANUTE still existed. :D

[XNASA]

37. Well, how could I forget?

(Actually, GOPisEvil and I were talking about Rantoul just last week, and he reminded me that you were born there. So I can only take partial credit.)

[arwalden]

17. Twenty Nine, Again?

Happy Birthday!

[flamingyouth]

18. Happy Birthday Skittles!

Hope you have a great day! :party:

[EstimatedProphet]

19. Happy birthday to Skittles

[Rowdyboy]

20. Aready did but I'll do it again just to be safe...

My butts already sore!

Good to hear from you, too, Jitterbug!

[bearfan454]

21. Happy Birthday Skittles.

Have a good one.

[SideshowScott]

22. A all caps HAPPY BIRTHDAY! to skittles!

Your deffenalty one of the very cool people on DU Skittles! MAny more to come for ya kiddo

[camero]

23. Happy B-day Skittles

:toast: :party:

[jus_the_facts]

24. Wishin' ya the best o'the best Susan.....

....today and everyday!! Happy Birthday!! :pals: :loveya:

:party:

[underpants]

25. Whooohoo Happy Birthday

;) :9 :+ :toast: :thumbsup:

[Skittles]

26. SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!

:D

[Zomby Woof]

28. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

Now, get ready for your spanking!!! :spank: :7

[terrya]

29. Happy Birthday!

[Deb]

30. For you Skittles ...

http://64.4.26.250/cgi-bin/linkrd?_lang=EN&lah=d202f67397cd75676514e82ef11d51d8&lat=1080576183&hm___action=http%3a%2f%2foddcast%2eskittles%2ecom%2fskittles%2findex%2ephp%3fid%3d1900493%26AID%3d1 :party:

[mvd]

31. Happy birthday!

Have your best! :party:

[CatWoman]

32. STREAK SAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SKITTLES

:D

[Skittles]

38. MILK DUD HAS A CRUSH ON STREAK

:D

[sendero]

33. Happy B-Day...

... I hope *somebody* administers the appropriate B-Day spanking :)

[ProfessorGAC]

34. NO! She Doesn't Scare Me!

We're not even in the same state. So, i'm safe. Nyah, nyah, nyah.

The Professor

BTW: Happy B-Day

[Skittles]

50. HEY

I was born in Illinois and my mum lives in Vernon Hills! I'm fixin' to pay a visit up thar this year !!!

[catmandu57]

36. Happy birthday Skittles

If I let everyone know how old you really are, you won't kick my ass will you?

[MissMillie]

39. Happy B-day!!!!

May it be joyful!

[Renew Deal]

40. Happy Birthday Skittles!!!

Now where is the cake?

[Whitacre D_WI]

41. Does she get to kick a different person's ass for each year?

THAT'S A LOT OF ASSES! I'D BETTER GET OUT OF HERE! :P

[Kathy in Cambridge]

42. Happy Birthday!

:bounce: :party: :toast:

:bounce: :party: :toast:

:bounce: :party: :toast:

:bounce: :party: :toast:

[Wapsie B]

43. Happy Birthday Skittles.

:toast::toast::toast::toast::toast::toast::toast::toast::toast::toast:

[arcane1]

44. and many more!!

:toast::beer::bounce::smoke::party::hi:

[VelmaD]

45. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!

*massive smooches*

Many happy returns of the day. :party: :beer: :toast: :bounce: :loveya:

[VOX]

46. Hey Skittles -- Hippo Birdie to You!

Wishing you all the best on your sppecial day. Do something fun!

Happy Birthday -- :toast:

[trof]

47. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUU...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR SKITTLES,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUU!

Now make a wish and blow out the candles.


Damn! Who let the cat in?

[Lars39]

48. Happy Birthday, SKITTLES !!!!!

:bounce: :party: :toast: :party: :bounce:

[Kathleen04]

49. Hey, Happy Birthday, Skittles!!

Enjoy your day!! :)

[FarLeftRage]

51. Happy Birthday,

happy birthday Skittles !!

:toast:

[redqueen]

52. Happy birthday Skittles!

:hi:

Hope you get everything you want! (Or at least the important stuff.)

:party:

[5thGenDemocrat]

53. First off, Skittles ain't gonna kick MY ass

Second, last time I said that to someone, I got my ass kicked.
John
Happy birthday, Skittles.

[ronnykmarshall]

54. Happy birthday, ass kicker!

[neverborn]

55. Happy B-Day

<3

[northofdenali]

56. Happy birthday, Skittles my friend!

Let's get together and KICK SOME ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Hope the day is a great one :hug:

Cheers!!

[SmileyBoy]

57. Happy Birthday, SKITTLES, Please don't kick my ass!!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D

[The Lone Liberal]

58. Happy Birthday Skittles.

Almost forgot and almost will get your ass kicked. LOL Happy Twenty-somethingother

[proud patriot]

59. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

:party: :loveya:

[Nikia]

60. Happy birthday

I'm glad that you are part of DU.

[Karenina]

61. HAGGY BIRFDARS, SKITS!

:party: :toast: :party:

[UrbScotty]

62. Yeah, happy birthday.

(Unenthusiastically)

:tinfoilhat::tinfoilhat::tinfoilhat::tinfoilhat::tinfoilhat:

[Blue-Jay]

63. You know the tune.

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, dear Skittles
Happy birthday to you.

Stand up and take a bow
Stand up and take a bow
Happy birthday, ass-kicker
It's all downhill now.

May you live one hundred years
May you drink one hundred beers
Get plastered, you baaast... um... you baaaad girl
Happy birthday to you!

Sláinte!

[DS1]

64. No.

[nuxvomica]

65. My big-headed cat wishes you a Happy Birthday

"Happy Birthday, Skittles!"

[Dees]

66. You're only getting better. Happy Birthday to You.

John

[LincolnMcGrath]

67. HAPPYBIRTHDAYSKITTLES

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[Bunny]

68. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU WILD ARIES WOMAN!!!

SO GO AHEAD AND :party: :toast: :bounce: :silly:

BUT DO NOT :puke: OR I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!!!

[DemoTex]

69. Happy Birthday Dear Skittles!

Many, many more please!

[blm]

70. Happy Day to you Skittles.

.

[Deja Q]

71. Happy B-Day and many more Skittles!

:D

[SarahB]

72. Happy Birthday, Skittles!!!

:toast: :party: :bounce:

[Shrek]

73. HAPPY F * * * ING BIRTHDAY

CONGRATULATIONS!

:party:

[Lydia Leftcoast]

74. Happy Birthday, Skittles!

Wishing you another year of kicking Republican ass!

:kick:

:-)

[mac1000a]

75. Happy Birthday!

I've only been on DU for about a week, but I've been reading your posts, and I like you style!

[supernova]

76. Happy Birthday Skittles!

:hi: :party: :toast:

May you kick ass for many happy years to come.

[Rabrrrrrr]

77. Happy Birthday Skittles!!

I think you're awesome and haven't aged a day!!

[philosophie_en_rose]

78. Happy Birthday to Skittles!

Woohoo!!!!!!!

[bleedingheart]

79. Happy Birthday to my son's favorite candy...

just kidding!

Hope your birthday has been delightful!

[TopesJunkie]

80. Happy FRIGGIN' Birthday! --

Skittles --

[youngred]

81. Happy Belated Fellow Birthday

F*cking A!

[Insider]

82. happy birthday, skittles

so don't kick my ass.

bounce bounce, party party!

:bounce::bounce::party::party:

[Parrcrow]

83. Happy belated Birthday Skittles

please don't kick my ass

:party: :toast: :party:

[Skittles]

84. HEY EVERYONE I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANKS

WHAT A SWELL BUNCH YOU ARE!!! :D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

85. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! YOU WITH THE ROLL OF DIMES!!!!

:loveya:

[revcarol]

86. Happy birthday!!

:hug:

[amandae]

87. Happy Birthday, Skittles!!

Don't want my ass kicked! But even so, hope you had a great birthday :)

:party: :party: :party:

:hi:

[TOhioLiberal]

88. Happy Birthday!

:party: :toast: :party: :toast: :party: :toast:

[JCMach1]

89. happy BD skittie!

:party:

[BurtWorm]

90. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SKITTLES! YOU CAN KICK MY ASS!

FOR BEING LATE! I'M SORRY!