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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-10 10:39 AM
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You say you love CATS? You say you love HAIKU? Enjoy my latest epic, "Clean My Box, Dammit"
You love when I purr

And break your heart with that "look"

Clean my box, dammit



Copyright © 2010 Amerigo Vespucci, PoochCo International, a division of Halliburton

All rights reserved. Unauthorized duplication strictly prohibited.

To receive a copy of this haiku on a sturdy white Chinet© paper plate, hand-lettered in Arm and Hammer© clumping cat litter and decorated with elbow macaroni and spray-painted gold and individually numbered, send $999.99 plus $99.99 shipping and handling to:

Amerigo Vespucci
PoochCo International
34 Meow Terrace
Scratching Post, IN 40404

Allow 8-10 weeks for delivery. All sales final.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-10 10:44 AM
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1. I have to have the first edition #1 plate. I am sending you an extra
Edited on Fri Aug-27-10 10:44 AM by Tuesday Afternoon
5 bucks. So make sure I get it, dammit! :bounce:
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A HERETIC I AM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-10 11:41 AM
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2. "Scratching Post, IN." is the armpit of the midwest, so I hear.
It might be better to get yourself a PO box in Hairball, IL. It's right over the state line.

Upscale address = upscale retailer.
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