I will leave it up to you to determine the melody, but here are some suggested lyrics:
http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/5412371-what-if-kiss-recorded-a-song-called-beck"Beck"
Beck I hear you callin'
but your gimmick’s no good now
your media ploy's quit playin'
everyone’s turned down the sound...
Just a few more beers
and you might make sense to me
But now my blood's just boilin'
Oh Beck what's wrong with me?
Beck, what's wrong with me?
You say the world is empty,
that social justice is a sin,
You say the down and out
don’t deserve to come in
Just a few more beers
and you might make sense to me
But now my blood’s just boilin’
Oh Beck what’s wrong with me?
Beck, what’s wrong with me?
Beck I know you’re lonely
but I hope you’ll be alright
‘cause your media ploy’s no longer
air tight
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Knights in Service of Satire at
http://www.allvoices.com/users/Punditty