So, Doug the scorpion has been kicked out.

[HEyHEY]

The scorpion in my friend's apartment, that is. I caught him with chopsticks, put him in a box and then we took him down the hutong to be released. Funny thing, we were trying to be covert as no one would take kindly to someone releasing a scorpion at their front door. So, we found a quiet place, made sure no one was around, and just as I was about to release him, my friend backed up into a pothole, stumbled and fell right against the side of the house. So, all these lights went on and the front door opened just as we were releasing this thing.

The woman didn't seem to mind though.

[MrScorpio]

1. Sounds like a job for the Scorpion Anti-Defamation League

Expect a visit from the local chapter

[Skittles]

2. your friend needs his ass kicked

and HEyHEY, I am the gal to do it; yes INDEED

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. you should have kept that scorpion.

[LawnKorn]

4. Next time don't start drinking until after you get back home

[Kali]

5. Doug the Scorpion

:rofl:

it has so much potential - for a comic book or a band name or SOMETHING