CNN BREAKING - Gung Hay Fat Choy...Next Glenn Beck Rally To Reclaim 'Corrupted' Chinese New Year

[Amerigo Vespucci]

CNN WASHINGTON DC - Conservative Radio & TV Host Glenn Beck announced that his next rally will be held on "February 3, 2011," the day scheduled to usher in the Chinese Year Of The Rabbit, and will be an opportunity for real Americans to take back Chinese New Year, which Beck feels has become "corrupted."

"The time is right," Beck told CNN reporters. As a proud Asian-American, I've wept openly over the mockery this scared event has become. Fireworks? Dragons? These were never present in the Chinese New Year celebrations held by my parents, or my grandparents.

When reminded of the fact that he is not of Asian-American descent, Beck wept openly, without stopping, for several hours. CNN's reporters and camera crew, on a fixed schedule, was forced to leave without further comment from Beck.

MORE: February 3, 2011|Gung Hay Fat Choy, Beck Style

[MrScorpio]

1. Snerk!

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2. Take Chinese New Year back from the Chinese!!! Damn Commies!

Thank god and jeezes for Glenn Beck, the Miracle Man of TV!!!


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