Request please for Glade users - DON'T USE FARTS TO HIDE THE SMELL!!!!

[StlMo]

I don't care if you don't like the smell of Glade.
Farts almost always smell worse!

[mr_hat]

1. Gak! The heads down the hall have >

industrial-size cans of Lysol.

I swear people must lay on the button for seconds on end, then that lovely smell wafts down and envelopes my office in a chemical mist...