For all of you who have trouble wrapping your brain around furries...

[MiddleFingerMom]

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...Smurries.
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The worst part is that THESE people seem to be reproducing at an alarming rate.
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[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear MiddleFingerMom!

First off.......what the fuck is a furrie?

And these creatures? I have no idea!

They do seem to be rather prolific...:scared:

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. My dear CaliforniaPeggy!

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Here's the Wikipedia page of furries (or "Furry Fandom").
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furries
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You haven't seen some of the furrie threads in The Lounge?
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And you don't know from SMURFS?!?!?!?!?
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In the upper left corner, with the orange braid, is Smurfette -- the ONLY female Smurf.
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Got your PM -- look for it tomorrow.
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[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. Ah, yes, I have seen the threads...

I just didn't get it!

Thanks for enlightening me!

I'll look for your PM tomorrow...

[ornotna]

27. Actually

That is Sassette. Smurfette is the blond in the upper right hand corner. There is also a Nanny smurf not in the picture.
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And that's the truth.

:silly:

[kimi]

2. At least those two little babies

aren't painted blue.

[Ikonoklast]

32. That's paint?

I thought the children were albino Smurfs.

[Common Sense Party]

5. Did I see Dr. Tobias Funke in that photo?

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. Dr Tobias Funke, Analrapist

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Analrapist: Somebody who combines the professions of analyst and therapist,
thus becoming an analrapist. "Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a
professional twice over — an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist."
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[Common Sense Party]

7. "I just blue myself."

There's gotta be a better way to say that...

[name not needed]

13. I suppose I'm uh, buy-curious.

[Common Sense Party]

19. Narrator: On the next Arrested Development...

Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own recordings to see what Michael was referring to.

Tobias Fünke: Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up!
Tobias Fünke: Nothing wrong with that.
Tobias Fünke: I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can.
Tobias Fünke: Context...
Tobias Fünke: I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks.
Narrator: And he realizes there IS something distinct about the way he speaks.
Tobias Fünke: Tobias... you blow hard!

[Common Sense Party]

20. .

Tobias Fünke: I booked a wonderful spot for the party - the Queen Mary. Perhaps I should call the hot cops and tell them to come up with a more nautical theme. Hot sailors. Better yet... Hot sea...

Michael: I like hot sailors.

Tobias Fünke: Me too.

[Common Sense Party]

23. The Best of the Funkeisms video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5posU08HjXg

[flvegan]

8. They're

reproducing

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[MiddleFingerMom]

10. I have absolutely no data on smurfs...

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...but I did find a little smurf on data.
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[flvegan]

11. So

we're back to
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as usual
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with you?

So this is what "shock and awe" feels like. NOT. Lameness aside.

[MiddleFingerMom]

12. Enjoy your evening. n/t

[flvegan]

14. As expected. n/t

[LeftyFingerPop]

18. You see MFM, you just got out of the hospital and you're already getting your balls busted...

by yet another hero that must not realize he is talking to a human being when he types.

[Kali]

26. ...

what is your problem?

shock and awe?:shrug:

[rug]

29. The smurfs are a very controversial topic.

[LeftyFingerPop]

31. .

nevermind :)

[Ptah]

30. grrrrrrrrrrrrr

grrrrrrrrrrrrr

[MiddleFingerMom]

35. Governor Smurfenegger. n/t

[Tuesday Afternoon]

37. omg

:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

36. Kali, flvegan's snark is an ill advised reference to MFM's heart paddle shock in the ER...

"So (this time) they sedated me and shocked me with paddles twice
to get the normal rhythm back.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=9472451&mesg_id=9472451

[Kali]

38. oh

looked like it was SOMETHING but I sure didn't get it
sorry he feels the need to do that

[LeftyFingerPop]

40. I'm sorry too. n/t

[Tuesday Afternoon]

39. you remind me of this guy ---

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad4fagTyaM4

[MajorChode]

9. They look more like blue spermies

[lightningandsnow]

15. Is it just me or do those hats look kind of Klan-ish?

[MiddleFingerMom]

16. That would be quite a stretch...

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...for one thing, the Klan hates and would reject people of, um... you know... color.
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[baldguy]

17. Smurfette's been busy.

[jobycom]

21. Now you've gone from playfully teasing to attacking personal choice!!!!

They can have my Smurrie persona when they tickle it off my blue, slightly chilly, perky and highly sensitized body!

[Deep13]

22. And for some reason these folks won't live next to Black people.nt

[marzipanni]

24. Too homogeneous

It's healthier to mix the gene pools-

[Kali]

25. OMG

:spray: :rofl:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

41. just.so.wrong.

:rofl:

[MrScorpio]

28. We're ALL doomed

May God have mercy on our souls.

[RandomThoughts]

34. Speak for yourself.

:)

[LeftyFingerPop]

33. I would wear that hat....seriously. n/t

[LeftyFingerPop]

42. Everyone relax. This will clear everything up.

[Bucky]

43. Thank you

I assume you posted this picture to take credit for being the one to beat this guy up so badly. I just wanted to express my gratitude.

[LeftyFingerPop]

44. I would never harm a kitten.

That is a kitten, right?