Anyone else tired of pushing Nookie at Barnes & Noble?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

all those books :yoiks:

[SwampG8r]

1. barnes and noble huh?

thanks for the tip!

[Ikonoklast]

2. Isn't that illegal?

Anything to sell a book, I guess.

Do they have the "Hot Librarian" type?


I kinda like that look.

[snooper2]

3. whenever I see pushing Nookie, I usually push her back

:P

[old mark]

4. Not tired, just too old...As a former co-worker said, "I might be too old to cut the mustard,

but I can still lick the jar...."


IBTL


mark

[Common Sense Party]

5. "pushing Nookie"? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[guitar man]

6. HAHA!!

Reminds me of an old joke:

An Irishman went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic
Church..


'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month.'


The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.'


Soon thereafter, another Irishman entered the confessional. 'Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the past two months.'



This time, the priest questioned, 'Who is this Nookie Green?'


'A new woman in the
neighborhood,' the sinner replied.


'Very well,' sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail Mary's.;



At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes.


The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat in a position for them to realize she
wasn't wearing any underwear.


The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, 'Is that Nookie Green?'

The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, 'No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes'..

:rofl:

[tourivers83]

7. Good one!!!!!!

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[Amerigo Vespucci]

8. They did it for the nookie, the nookie, so you can take that cookie, and...

...errrr...never mind.



:rofl:

[Moondog]

9. I am obviously missing something.

What is wrong with nookie? I like nookie. And more is better than less.

Well, as I said, I am obviously missing something. Somebody please clue me in ...

[Moondog]

10. OK, found it. You know what?

Copycat threads suck. And not in a good way.