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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-10 02:42 PM
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In very first war, couldn't we have disabled Og's hurty poundy crunch stick instead of break it?
We could have studied technology of hurty poundy crunch stick. Made more like it. Make Og's tribe's heads hurt from poundy crunchy. Make them think twice before coming back.
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REP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-10 03:16 PM
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1. If Og had been hugged enough, he wouldnt've wanted hurty poundy stick
Those who didn't hug Og need to be thrown in jail and raped hugged.
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-10 04:27 PM
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2. This Copycat dont hunt...............
:rofl::hi:

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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-10 04:39 PM
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3. "Hurty poundy crunch stick"? Who are you and what have you done with Rabrrrrr?
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-10 04:49 PM
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4. The hpcs was ORIGINALLY developed merely as a DEFENSIVE weapon.
Og first used the hcps to make go away the yowee ouchee hurty hard lumps Ug would occasionally fling at Og.

THEN it dawned on Og that the hcps could be used OFFENSIVELY in a first strike to make Ug quit flinging the yohhls.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-10 09:44 PM
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6. And then Ug develop primitive NAFTA and destroy Og economically, no bloodshed.
Edited on Mon Aug-30-10 09:45 PM by Rabrrrrrr
Ug then own everything Og's, including patent on hurty poundy crunchy stick, which he make in factory in territory of Ulek at less than one shell a unit to sell to tribes of Kurhk and Nok which Ug make fight each other. Make much money. Hire desperate underpaid Ulek goon to kill Og and take wife, while Ug sit in hot tub waiting for Kuhrks and Noks to kill each other, then take their land, then take Ulek land when they no can make debt payments on factory they borrow shells from Ug to make.
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-10 04:57 PM
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5. Only good Og DEAD Og! /ncp
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Old Troop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-10 04:36 PM
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7. actually OgBerton was developing a superior hurty poundy crunch
stick.
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