My Haiku: An Evening in GD

[OmahaBlueDog]

I'm angry and bored
So you are being ignored
You're Invisible

[petronius]

1. Here's mine:

Windswept crag, a pine
Lone thought by a sea of tripe.
Posts! The crag swept bare.

[OmahaBlueDog]

2. Drat! It's far better than mine.

:)

[petronius]

4. Not at all! Yours has an intense visceral honesty. Mine is just a pretentious rip-off

of a half-remembered Japanese poem... :)

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. giving it a go --

Hamlet, a bloodbath
everyone was slaughtered, killed.
same way here, tonight.

[OmahaBlueDog]

5. I Like it!

The metaphor of GD as Shakespearean tragedy.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. heh. thanks. n/t

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. "Pizza, please" plea

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Rage. Rage! Rage!! RAGE!!! RAGE!!!!!!!
Lash out there, THERE, EVERYWHERE!!!!!
Just don't look at me.
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[jobycom]

8. Hmm...

Posting in GD
Is like country line dancing
To a played out song.

[IScreamSundays]

9. I did not mean to be a copy cat

I was playing with my fantasy football teams and decided to cruise over to DU. Spent a few in LBN. Didn't see anything I hadn't read earlier. So I decided to venture over to GD. So I had the same experience you did.

[jobycom]

10. Try number 2

GD is a bolt
of anger waiting for a
place to aim itself.

[jobycom]

11. Number 3

If I could stay out
of GD for a l'il while
I could do my work.

[xchrom]

12. Oh. My. - I love this thread. Nt

[Amerigo Vespucci]

13. OK, I'll play.This is a true GD story. Only the dog has been changed to protect the innocent.

You bit through the leash

Peed on the rug, chewed the drapes

Now you're in my thread



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[Tuesday Afternoon]

14. I Must have that carpet swatch!! I am sure it will match my drapes

Please Fed-Ex it to me ASAP. I am including an extra 10spot for the trouble. Thanks.