Butterfingers on the keyboard

[bluestateguy]

There will be a lot of typos and spelling errors in my posts b/c spellchecks and proofreading has become a pain and my fingers are getting slipery. So deal with it.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[kayakjohnny]

2. Spellcheck called me an 'ignorant goober' the other day. I'd never seen that prompt before.

Guess it got sick of correcting me.

So I emailed them and said, "What gives, man?"

They replied and said, "You are a dunce and how did you get our email?"

To their credit, everything was spelled correctly.

Now I just keep a dictionary handy.

[Demoiselle]

3. I had this lovely vision, for a moment, bluestateguy...

Butterfingers on the keyboard? I thought that your keyboard was smeared with chocolate and peanut buttery goodness and whatever that sugary stuff is in the candy bar. I'm going to have to pay a visit to my friendly neighborhood candymonger now.
Yum.

As to the others...I'm fond of typos. They add amusement.