Alright, lie to me.

[MrScorpio]

Hit me with your best shot

[RandomThoughts]

1. Big Shot

Billy Joel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED25cKuCS7I

Make you famous...


Captain Jack?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWbyKq7zo_U


:)


Side note, you fuckers, I havn't had a drink in months. You will pay.

[Call Me Wesley]

2. I don't like you and your music sucks.

:P

[bigwillq]

3. I made it to Triple-A

in the New York Yankees farm system.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

4. I am devastatingly handsome

Not so much a lie as a delusion, but it's all I got.

[SeattleGirl]

5. I've been chosen to be a model on the Paris runways.

:)

[JTG of the PRB]

6. I was the one who canceled Star Trek!

:cry:

[Mr. Ected]

7. I am Anthony Geary's body double on General Hospital

Better known as Luke Spencer of Luke and Laura fame.

I also invented the little paste-on circles to repair torn notebook paper holes.

[soleiri]

12. I love those little paste on circles!

[MrScorpio]

28. We gave your invention a pretty scatological name in the service

It bears not repeating

[rrneck]

8. I'm too sexy for my shirt. nt

[rurallib]

9. Jen Anniston called me for a date last night

thinking it over.

[kwassa]

10. We are going to have an intelligent discussion on DU.

[MilesColtrane]

11. My sexual exploits make Wilt Chamberlain cry in frustration.

I can bench press Larry Allen WHILE he's bench pressing 700 pounds.

I've never joined Mensa because I like an intelligent conversation every once in a while.

I think The Most Interesting Man In The World is a boring asshole.

I could go on, but it would only serve to damage your psyche.

[Danger Mouse]

13. I'm actually George W. Bush.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

14. Motown music started in Cleveland

before it moved to West Grand.

End of history lesson.

:hi:

[GreenPartyVoter]

19. Ouch! LOL

[Swede]

15. There are way too many youtube music threads in the lounge.

And you're part of the problem.

[BillStein]

16. Isn't this the punchline to an old joke...

...about Pinocchio's girlfriend?

[realisticphish]

17. I am Jack's smirking revenge nt

[Dystopian]

18. OK!

:hi:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DayCrQWJXuI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa0KZFz-az4

I know this is not what you really wanted...:hug:


peace~

[LaurenG]

20. When I was new here back in the olden days you were kind to me

I asked you what kicked and recommended was and also n/t. I had probably asked 5 people before I tried asking you and no one would answer me.

that's my best shot.
*the olden days as opposed to the old olden days
the olden days are the 2nd four years of DU (I count every 4 years here as a huge milestone since we barely make it out alive after the primaries)


on edit: Oh sorry I only paid attention to the hit me with your best shot - I didn't lie.

Here's a lie, I am a world famous astronaut who flies through the air on the tops of Hot Air balloons with you as my co-pilot..

[Kali]

21. I really like and enjoy Facebook.

[Xipe Totec]

22. Sorry, I'm incapable of lying. nt

[slay]

23. I like all your posts

lol.. i know we have disagreed in the past but that was a nice cold 70's Show style burn i just couldn't pass up. i do actually like some of your posts.. heheh..

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Nk6_9Dl46sM/SZKeGZuBbCI/AAAAAAAAABE/lmQ0h8AYNsk/s400/lie+to+me+4.jpg

[MrScorpio]

24. I'm curious

Which of my posts don't you like?

Don't worry, you won't hurt my feelings. I'm serious.

[slay]

25. oh i forget

we got into some argument awhile back i wouldn't even remember it was you except your pic is the only one if it's kind on DU i think. anywho, i mostly said it as a joke. you seem like a decent nuff person to me. it was nothing big i don't think - just enough for me to goof about it when you say lie to me. :)

[MrScorpio]

27. Yeah, I don't remember either

You should already know that I when I disagree with someone on DU, I try not to be disagreeable.

I'm just hope that more people will do that.

[chrisa]

26. Olive Garden is the greatest restaurant in New York City.

Nothing like a nice, authentic Italian dinner that fully represents NYC cuisine.

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