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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-10 05:48 AM
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Do threads have sex?
"Threading the needle" is pretty damn suggestive if you ask me.
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Callalily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-10 06:02 AM
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1. "Threading the needle"
may just lead to "tieing the knot." :crazy:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-10 06:05 AM
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2. Look at this thing, flagellating its way into the oval embrace.
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Callalily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-10 06:07 AM
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3. That's HOT!
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-10 06:10 AM
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4. And it's not Brazilian!
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-10 09:50 AM
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16. jeebus!
Edited on Thu Sep-02-10 09:50 AM by Kali
:wtf:

that thing needs waxing or something!
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-10 06:22 AM
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5. Of COURSE they do!!! This question was settled durn near a hundred years ago...
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-10 06:24 AM
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6. Why would she wear a hat during sex?
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-10 06:32 AM
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7. ??????????
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-10 06:43 AM
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8. Nah, it probably matches her pearl necklace.
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-10 10:08 AM
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18. omg
:spray: :rofl:


guy looks like Mel Brooks
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-10 07:00 AM
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9. don't be crewel. Of course they do.
:yoiks:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-10 07:00 AM
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10. .
:spank:
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-10 07:30 AM
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11. I started to use the word " a-bobbin' "...
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-10 09:01 AM
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13. love that gif.
:loveya:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-10 07:41 AM
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12. IBTL!!
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kimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-10 09:06 AM
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14. Yep, me too!
IBTL!
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-10 09:47 AM
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15. I'm a frayed knot
:silly:
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-10 09:52 AM
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17. missed it by that much!
Edited on Thu Sep-02-10 09:53 AM by pokerfan
five minutes to be precise.
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