Last Night I Dreamt That I Was Dating This Woman

[Yavin4]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1UVeDkK9zQM/TAUJc5cLB8I/AAAAAAAAD0Y/wfHR0Yvi7KA/s1600/AnnaLynne+McCord4.jpg

I really don't know. She's attractive but not really my type. I know who she is, but I don't think about her at all.

Yet, I have this dream that we're dating. Weird.

[av8rdave]

1. Could you raise your standards a little? Sheesh!

OK, I guess as dreams go, she'll do!

:hi:

[Chan790]

2. If you're not going to date her...

would mind to introduce me to her?

[Yavin4]

3. Why Would My Subconcious Mind Pick Her?

My conscious mind would probably pick a million girls before her.

[Chan790]

4. I have no idea who she is even.

But she's cute. :shrug:

[Yavin4]

5. Low Level Actress

Was on Nip/Tuck and Beverly Hills 90210. I know about her, but I don't follow her.

[Iggo]

8. She as a funny turn in the cheerleader movie sendup 'Fired Up.'

GRRRR...

[pokerfan]

13. That explains the FU

ETA: Ebert gave it one star and compared it unfavorably to "Bring It On" which he gave two stars: The plot involves a cheerleading competition along the lines of the one in "Bring It On!" (2000), the "Citizen Kane" of cheerleader movies.

:rofl:

[jobycom]

15. Maybe your subconscious "little mind" picked her.

I mean, if our little head does the thinking sometimes, maybe it has its own subconscious? :)

Or maybe she did something on the show that reminded you subconsciously of your first love, first crush, first sexual fantasy, a babysitter, or your mom (Hey, ignore Freud at your own peril! :rofl: ) Wouldn't have to be anything sexual, or anything obvious. Maybe a tone of voice, a certain phrase, a story line. We could probably get at the truth if you told us everything that happened between the ages of one and five, I guess.

[PassingFair]

6. "The Superficial" refers to her as "Drunk-Face McCord"

I guess she usually looks smashed.

[Iggo]

7. Dude, that's everybody's type.

(Did that sound worse than I meant it?)

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. I'd have to see her knees...

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...before I can determine whether I find her physically attractive or not.
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[Iggo]

17. Ahem...

[MiddleFingerMom]

19. !!!

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I guess she's... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... OK.
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[Chan790]

20. Those are some damned fine knees!

Are you blind, man? Blind?!! She's not knobby-kneed like me in a skirt.

[Common Sense Party]

10. Then there's the "Acai Berry Girl":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taHkPtno-4E

[Capn Sunshine]

11. Isn't she young enough to be

your little sister?

[RandomThoughts]

12. Is the FU a joke?

It is funny LOL

[HEyHEY]

14. And when you tried to kiss her she said, "In your dreams!"

And you said, "what the fuck? This is a dream, dammit"

[slay]

16. Last night I dreamt..

that somebody loved me.
No hope, but no harm
Just another false alarm

Last night I felt
real arms around me
No hope, no harm
Just another false alarm

So, tell me how long
Before the last one ?
And tell me how long
Before the right one ?

The story is old - I KNOW
But it goes on
The story is old - I KNOW
But it goes on

Oh, GOES ON
And on
Oh, goes on
And on

The Smiths - Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_qPTyy4itI

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. Which empty-headed no-talent is that? I get them all confused

because they all look the same.

Maybe she can get a SI swimsuit edition photo spread, although it looks like she hasn't yet bothered to get that oh-so-necessary boob job to go from normal and sexy to huge, ridiculous, obviously fake, and dumb looking, the kind of boobs that are a requirement for the kind of boobs who read Sports Illustrated.