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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-10 09:31 PM
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I was thinking of encouraging my mom to join DU, then I decided not to.
She swears pretty bad. She would get TSed in 5 minutes, and there is no way I could live with that embarrassment.

At 92, she really has seen it all, and does not give a shit about much anymore, so her first post would look something like:

FUCK YOU! WHERE'S MY FUCKING CAKE? YOU TOLD ME AN HOUR AGO YOU WERE BRINGING CAKE!

:donut: :loveya: :puffpiece: :dem: :dem: :dem: :dem: :hurts:
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-10 09:39 PM
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1. well damn and here
Edited on Mon Sep-06-10 09:40 PM by Tuesday Afternoon
I went and baked a pie....
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-10 09:44 PM
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2. maybe
facebook is more her style?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-10 09:45 PM
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3. You talkin' bout my momma?
:rofl:
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-10 09:48 PM
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4. ...
;)



how is she doing?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-10 09:49 PM
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5. eh.....
Not the best...but I appreciate you asking, Kali.
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-10 10:05 PM
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6. I'm sorry.
I can imagine how hard it is for you. I have lost some good family.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-10 10:07 PM
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7. Well, you know, it being a holiday and all...
and how you start contemplating that death is inevitable...

And I am sorry for your losses.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-10 10:44 PM
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8. SHE SOUNDS LIKE MY KIND OF GAL
YES INDEED
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-10 11:06 PM
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10. Lol!
Thanks Skittles! You would like her... :D
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-10 10:50 PM
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9. No matter what I say here, I lose
:hide:
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-10 11:21 PM
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11. FUCK YOU!
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Where's MY fucking cake?
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You told me TWO hours ago you were bringing cake!
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So...
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...is she single?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-10 11:38 PM
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14. Yeah! Want me to set you up?
:D :hi:
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-10 11:31 PM
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12. LFP, is THIS your MOM??

:wow:


:rofl:
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-10 11:37 PM
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13. If so...
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...DAMMIT MAN!!! IS SHE SINGLE?!?!?!?!?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-06-10 11:39 PM
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15. Hmmm....well....
Not too far off!

Where the heck you been? :hug:
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