The next time you hear this tired old corporate standard...

[MiddleFingerMom]

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...feel free to tell them I suggested that you say...
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...BULLSHIT!!!!
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"There is no 'I' in 'team'."
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[grace0418]

1. I saw a guy over the weekend wearing a shirt that said "There's no ASS in Geometry"

I have no idea what that means, but it made me laugh.

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. It made ME laugh, too!!!

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But then I got curious.
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There is an online "Acronym Dictionary". Googled it
and found that ONE of the things "ASS" stands for is
the fact that there's no Angle Side Side postulate
in math.
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STILL confuses me -- and the website had an animated
illustration SHOWING what it meant.
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If two triangles have two congruent sides and a congruent
non included angle, then triangles are NOT NECESSARILLY
congruent. This is why there is no Side Side Angle (SSA)
and there is no Angle Side Side (ASS) postulate.
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Whatever.
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ASS is just funny!!!!!
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[chillspike]

4. It means

the Angle Side Side (or ASS) postulate does not exist.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

3. The last corporate words I heard: There is no "U"...

... There is no "U" in "this company", since your job can be done cheaper in another country. Bye.

Nice "i" in "TEAM".

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