Butts arrested in Boob murder case

[BurtWorm]

http://wearecentralpa.com/wtaj-news-fulltext/?nxd_id=203465




POTTER TOWNSHIP, CENTRE COUNTY - Police have arrested a third person in connection with the murder of Samuel Boob.

Boob was shot and killed at his home in Potter Township, Centre County, on the morning of August 23rd, 2009.

Kermit Butts, 26, of Madisonburg, is accused of driving the suspected killer to and from the crime scene on the morning of the killing. He was charged with aggravated assault and assisting a murder suspect and placed in the Centre County Prison.

Police believe that Butts drove Ronald Heichel to the Boob home and picked him up later in the day on August 23rd, 2009. Police believe Heichel shot Sam Boob twice with a shotgun and killed him. Heichel was charged with 1st degree murder.

The victim's wife, Mirinda Boob, is accused of working with Heichel to have her husband killed. Police say they have text messages that were sent between her and Heichel, proving that the two were working together to kill Samuel. She has been charged with conspiracy to commit murder.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. Shit.

[BurtWorm]

2. Who's that? The DA?

:popcorn:

[rug]

3. I understand why Boob was shot twice.

An informant gave the police critical information which cracked the case and led to the arrest of Butts.

Help, someone stop me.

[BurtWorm]

4. Apparently there was cleavage between the Boobs.

You want a motive, look no further.

:crazy:

[Bucky]

10. After he was shot, he suddenly drooped...

I would like to reach out to his family and offer all the Boobs my support.

[rug]

12. Boob sagged before finally falling to the ground.

[BurtWorm]

22. The Boobs were so bouncy as a young couple.

So tragic.

[rug]

11. Counseling would have nipped it.

[BurtWorm]

5. Butts was an ass

to get himself arrested.

[rug]

13. Butts was a pain in the Boob.

(You're not helping, you know.)

[jobycom]

6. You asses are really milking this, aren't you? nt

[rug]

14. Butts pumped the Boob.

[MrScorpio]

7. What a dick nt

[Bucky]

8. How does a guy named Boob ever get married?

At some point, any girl he's going out with has to stop and think to herself, "You know, if I get serious with this guy, I'm gonna go through life with the name Miranda Boob." I say this only as a passing curiosity. I mean no disrespect to Mrs. Boob, the late Mr. Boob, or their little son, Juan.

[Chan790]

9. I'm going to guess they're from Ghana.

It's a common enough last name there that nobody would have thought it funny.

[rug]

16. Don't forget poor little Bobby.

:cry:

[Bossy Monkey]

15. His brother Seymour was shocked that Butts helped Boob in her plot to kill Boob n/t

[rug]

17. So was his father, Harry.

[pintobean]

18. Kermit is just a puppet

His mom is the mastermind.
Bertha.
Bertha Butts.
One of the Butts sisters.

[Withywindle]

21. You win the thread for that reference. n/t

[Recovered Repug]

19. They need to find a different suspect than Ronald Heichel.

His name just doesn't work. Find someone named Leggs, maybe.

[rug]

20. The prosecutor is named Stacy.

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