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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 11:08 PM
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Now that's what I call a man
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MrsBrady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 11:10 PM
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1. yes he is a man, because otherwise he was dinner
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 11:12 PM
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2. He should have written on its head when it was knocked out
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quakerboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 11:18 PM
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3. Really?
I have a hard time believing it. As far as I can tell, its just him saying it, with no verification of any sort. And Ive heard from relatives with reason to know, that bear skull is about the most resilient stuff out there. I believe the quote was something along the line of "if you don't hit them in the eye, where the bone behind it is weaker, all you've done is make them angry". And they were talking about moderately large caliber weapons. With a lot more force than a rock, even from a pitcher.

I got doubts
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 11:20 PM
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4. I actually agree with you
I doubt this guy is telling the truth. At least the guy who punched the polar bear in the face had three witnesses.
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Capn Sunshine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 12:36 AM
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9. Hey, here's a pic of that guy
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 11:35 PM
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6. Not sure but I think current advice may vary with kind of bear
For blacks bears here in North Carolina, here's some advice:

... If the backing away from the bear does not work and making as much noise as possible to intimidate the bear does not work, fight back using any objects you can find around you such as rocks, branches, etc. You should stand up large, and wave your hands in the air and act aggressively. Playing dead is a last resort and may still allow serious injury to anyone doing so ... http://www.yoursmokies.com/blackbearsinsmokies.html
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quakerboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 01:19 AM
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10. I think the idea is to make yourself annoying
enough to be not worth eating. Or, as it says, an experienced marksman, with the right conditions, outside a park. Which sounds suspiciously like "unless you know what the hell you are doing, and can shoot straight enough with a bear running at you to hit it in the eye" to me.

If he had said he hit it, and it stopped and went another way, I might believe it. a rock to the head by a pitcher probably isn't going to feel good. But to drop a bear? I suspect our pitcher friend is just trying to get promoted to first string and get a little publicity.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 11:30 PM
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5. Doubtful. He's built a story on watching MANswers, I think.
They did a thing on defeating a bear using three martial arts moves.

My laughing was loud enough to wake bears hundreds of miles away.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 11:35 PM
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7. They woke up hungry and ransacked a kungfu school?
I think this dude may just be trying to get some publicity to get into pitching agian
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 07:04 AM
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13. I'm sure Kung Fu Panda will get even with the logger
for "assaulting" one of his fellow bears :evilgrin: (I know pandas aren't really bears; I'm just joshing).
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 12:14 AM
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8. He should be Stephen Colbert's body guard.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 03:41 AM
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11. Next he will wrestle a killer whale using a snorkle and duct tape.
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 07:01 AM
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12. He sure threw a strike--or plunked the bear, depending on your POV
Edited on Thu Sep-09-10 07:02 AM by meow2u3
Megler used to be a pitcher--the bear was only about 33 feet away from him--54.5% the distance between the mound and home plate, and for an ex-pitcher to hurl a 90 mph fastball right in the bear's noggin should be enough to stop Smokey right in his tracks. That guy's pitching skills really saved his life, as well as the bear's, if you ask me.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 07:18 AM
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14. Davey Rockett.
I still want to see the tape.
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pintobean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 08:09 AM
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15. He was obviously motivated by a prior experience.
Any kid can tell you that abc stands for already been chewed.

"A B.C. man says he saved himself from serious injury or even death when he knocked out a charging black bear with a well-aimed rock."
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