If Historical Events Had Facebook Statuses

[frogmarch]

Some of these cross the line, in my opinion, but I think most of them are pretty funny.

Part One: http://coolmaterial.com/roundup/if-historical-events-had-facebook-statuses/

Part Two: http://coolmaterial.com/roundup/if-historical-events-had-facebook-statuses-part-2/

[Odin2005]

1. That. Is. HILARIOUS!!!

:rofl:

[HughBeaumont]

2. "The Church: I liked the first kind better."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[cwydro]

3. Did not click the link because I am going to bed

but if it is the link that I think it is...I loved it.

[SoxFan]

4. "Cockroach: whatevs"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Forkboy]

5. What's the point of even having a line if not to cross it?

:)

[frogmarch]

6. I see your point, but

the ones about the Columbia Space Shuttle and Helen Keller bugged me.

The rest of them made me laugh aloud. Funniest stuff I've read in quite a while. :-D

[Forkboy]

7. When I was a kid I used to drive my mother nuts with Helen Keller jokes.

There were a ton of them, and I knew them all. My mother tried her best not to laugh, and would start to get mad at me, but she couldn't control her laughter, leaving me able to get away!

I've always had this thing for black comedy and gallows humor. That fact that something shouldn't be funny is often what makes it funny for me.

I need help. :)

[frogmarch]

8. I catch myself laughing at some

black humor too, but I always feel ashamed about it. Maybe I'm the one who needs help. :-)