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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 06:12 PM
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Dogs = Bears, Cats = Lions
Dogs = Bears

OK - so dogs and bears share a common ancestor. The Beardog.

A bear is basically a wolf with 10x the body size and ability to inflict pain.



Cats = Lions

Cats will stalk bugs, or anything smaller than them. This is why we like them - the hunter in our system loves these things. We like to watch what tricks it uses to capture said moth. We like how the cat causes the hunted pain.

This is the ultimate in human acceptance : we not only like the fact the cat is eating a bug, but we cheer him/her on

This appeals to the HUNTER part of the Hunter/Gatherer part of our evolved psyche.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 06:50 PM
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1. All that proves is that dogs have a slightly better shot at winning the NFC North
but only slightly.
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pscot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 07:11 PM
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2. Lions are most definitely cats
but dogs are not bears. Canidae--ursidae; different families.
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pgodbold Donating Member (953 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 07:23 PM
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3. Dog = Cow here is picture proof
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marzipanni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 07:34 PM
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4. We'd never herd that before
Git along little dogies (doggies)?

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pgodbold Donating Member (953 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 07:43 PM
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5. Awww .. nose kisses for doggies
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Brother Buzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 08:25 PM
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7. Bovine! In no way do we resemble that remark


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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 07:47 PM
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6. Cats will try to drive off BIGGER animals when threatened.
Dogs in particular are rarely a match for a seriously fearful cat. Come to think of it, humans don't always fair well in disagreements with cats either. Then there are all the famous cat & bear encounters...
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 09:23 PM
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8. Cats imitate babies by curling up and cooing (purring), Dogs? Dogs imitate
Edited on Thu Sep-09-10 09:27 PM by applegrove
teenage love. Those are both tactics they use to ingratiate themselves with humans.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-10 07:50 AM
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9. CatDog
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-10 06:15 PM
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10. ...just a feline canine little catdog
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