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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 08:21 PM
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If You're Kicking Ass, What's The Point of Taking Names?
I mean why go through the hassle of a keeping a record of the names of the asses that you've kicked.
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newcriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 08:26 PM
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1. It's fun!
You can go back and point at them and say HA! HA! I KICKED YOUR ASS.
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 08:29 PM
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2. Just in case they're asking for a RERUN!!
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 08:32 PM
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3. Souvenirs?
:shrug:
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 09:34 PM
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4. It's just prudent to keep a list of the people whose asses you've kicked in case you get a letter
like Hey buddy! Remember me? We sure had good times back then! Why don't you meet me at the corner of Dark Alley and Back Street for a beer tomorrow at midnight? Your old pal &c&c

If your memory is as bad as mine, you'll want to check the list
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 09:37 PM
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5. When your cue ball is made of styrofoam, and your cue stick is not straight...
what is the point in calling shots? :)
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 09:49 PM
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6. Paging Skittles. Cue up Yavin4 for an ass-kicking!
:D
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 10:32 PM
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7. Well, once you have a sufficiently long list of named asses kicked, you don't
have to bother kicking any more. You just provide references...
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