Is MiddleFingerMom a man or a woman?

[MiddleFingerMom]

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Exchange between Joe E. Brown (Osgood) and Jack Lemmon (Jerry) at the end of "Some Like It Hot":
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Jerry: Oh no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.
Osgood: Why not?
Jerry: Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
Osgood: Doesn't matter.
Jerry: I smoke! I smoke all the time!
Osgood: I don't care.
Jerry: Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.
Osgood: I forgive you.
Jerry: I can never have children!
Osgood: We can adopt some.
Jerry: But you don't understand, Osgood!

Jerry: I'm a man!
Osgood: Well, nobody's perfect!
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I, MiddleFingerMom... am a man.
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Nobody's perfect.
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Someone else thought I was LeftyFingerPop's girlfriend.
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(best Lisa Loopner voice) "THAT'S SO FUNNY I FORGOT TO LA... ... ... ..."
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OK, OK... truth be told I was his GF for a while. I was young and drunk
and needed the money -- not to mention all the affection from all those
wonderful pets he keeps showing you.
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I even changed my appearance to please him.
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Though our relationship didn't work out... I decided to stay with the look.
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[Kali]

1. ...

:rofl:



forgive me, but I just have to tell people that last time I saw MFM he had a full beard and mustache, and long silver hair in a manly ponytail. Wait I think I described a good portion of the over 40 male population of Oregon.:P

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Fucking hell!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[many a good man]

3. You are beautiful. Don't change.

Slings and arrows. Sticks and stones. Bric-a-brac. All that crap. Pour another round. They can stick it in their yap.

[BlueJazz]

4. Sweet Jesus...That's either a very ugly Woman or an extremely beautiful Monster.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. the first time I saw your Username

you mentioned in the post that you were a guy.

However, I did not realize (at the time) that it was a riff on LFP's name.

What I thought was....

well.

What I thought was...

that you were a stay at home Dad

with a sense of humor about the fact.

[kimi]

6. I've probably said it before

but I thought you were a VERY out-there, confident, lesbian lady. With a bunch of kids. And I thought that was fantastic.

I admired you greatly!! (Still do, actually :) )

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. Thank you very much. That's very kind of you to say. On two separate occasions in my life...

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...two different lesbian friends have told me that if they WERE
attracted to men, they would certainly be attracted to me.
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"Geez, MiddleFingerMom... how'd you take that?" a friend asked later.
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Like the exceptional compliment that it was.
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Another feminist friend told me that, although I'm not the LEAST bit
androgynous :rofl:, she didn't think of me as a man or a woman -- I
was one of the few people she thought of simply as "a person".
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Had trouble getting my head out the of the house via the sliding
glass door after THAT one.
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Best of all? My five-year-old niece who stared at me for the longest
time with a quizzical look on her face... and finally asked, "Uncle
MiddleFingerMom, you're... ... ... ... ... ... different, aren't you?"
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She was a wonderful... beautiful child and she has developed into
quite a wonderful, beautiful human being as a young adult.
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[jobycom]

7. I still think you're LFP

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and that formating is harder than it looks!

[old mark]

8. Yes, one of those.....nt