Sauerkraut explosion prompts silliness

[HEyHEY]

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2010/09/11/bc-prince-george-sauerkraut-evacuation.html

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. When MiddleFingerMomMom cooked her first spaghetti squash...

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...she neither cut it in half NOR pricked it with a fork multiple
times to leave avenues for the inner steam to escape.
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She opened the oven JUST as it exploded.
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Spaghetti squash all over the kitchen. MiddleFingerMomDad came into
the room and, after he had ascertained that she wasn't badly hurt,
he was laughing so hard, he sat down right there on the floor.
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Luckily, she had been wearing her glasses. She had the equivalent
of a mild sunburn on the rest of her face (painless) and when she
removed her glasses, she looked like the biggest damn raccoon you
will EVER see in your life.
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