If I were the State Trooper Bieber threw the water balloon at, I would have tased him endlessly.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

And yet people on DU still ask why this little motherfucking asshole is so despised.

Justin Bieber Not Busted After Nailing Trooper With Water Balloon, Thanks to His Bodyguard

Thu., Sep. 9, 2010 4:30 PM PDT by Natalie Finn

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b199681_justin_bieber_not_busted_after_nailing.html



In Justin Bieber's world, throwing water balloons at the cops isn't necessarily a punishable offense.

An eyewitness tells E! News that a state trooper—soaked below the belt courtesy of a direct Bieber balloon hit—was ready to slap the cuffs on the teen prior to his sold-out performance at the Maryland State Fair on Sunday, but that Bieber's bodyguard managed to talk him out of it.

"Still laughing. GREAT DAY," Bieber tweeted late that night.

The "Baby" singer (emphasis on baby) apparently had been working on his aim for a while before making contact with the officer's gun belt.

Our source says that Bieber was having a blast tossing water balloons at people's crotches backstage...until he made direct contact with the ticked-off state trooper, who was part of a unit on hand for crowd control.

Bieber then retreated to his trailer while his bodyguard successfully persuaded the officer not to put a black mark on the kid's squeaky-clean record (not including the madness that ensues among his fans when his very name is mentioned).

A state police spokesman described Bieber's behavior Sunday as "inappropriate," but he confirmed that no incident report was written and no further action will be taken against the teen or his entourage.

Hey, he made money for Maryland. According to the Baltimore Sun, at least 1,000 Bieber fans were lined up by 7:15 a.m. outside the fairgrounds waiting for wristbands to allow them entry into the concert area. The 12,500 available tickets to watch Bieber sold out in 20 minutes.

After rocking his fans' collective world, Bieber flew from Baltimore to L.A. early Monday morning to start rehearsing for his performance at this weekend's MTV Video Music Awards, where he's nominated for Best New Artist.

We suggest he leave his liquid arsenal at home.

[cwydro]

1. He's gonna end up on

Behind The Music before too long...like that Leif guy.

Same thing.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

2. That's true...too many choices, no accountability, mug shot to follow

:toast:

[Lucian]

3. I wish we "normal" people could get away with doing shit like that.

It pisses me off how celebrities, corporate bigwigs, and politicians get away with shit while we have to pay the price for our actions.

[cwydro]

4. Kinda makes you wonder what would have happened

if it was Snoop Dogg or some other rapper that did it...

[LostinVA]

5. They would have been arrested after their concern

I bet money in that.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

6. Tased.

Tased, thrown into Lompoc, beaten by prison guards.

That's what would have happened.

[hippywife]

7. Ah, so he's already on the state fair circuit?

That's good news. Means he ain't long for the world of entertainment. :rofl:

[pgodbold]

8. Bieber is a Pop-Tart. No really. nt

[Taverner]

9. Wow - he has something in common with Bob Weir of the Grateful Dead

Both got off on charges of dousing a cop with water.

The heat came 'round & busted me for smiling on a cloudy day

[LostinVA]

10. That little jerk needs to have his ass kicked

And, the Statie was on duty to protect HIS obnoxious ass.

[Orrex]

11. Well, soon he'll get hit with a palimony suit, and that'll be that.

Patience, everyone.