LEAST POPULAR CANDLE VARIETIES

[Bill McBlueState]

inspired by an earlier Yankee Candle thread... These scents, of course, would be marketed by Skankee Candle.

"NYC Subway"
"Used Cat Box"
"Dog Farts"
"Dorm Room"
"Last Week's Meatloaf"

[grannylib]

1. Rotten Chicken would be tops on my list

[Kathy in Cambridge]

2. My husband's socks

mystery tupperware contents

Fenway Park Ladies Room

[Droopy]

3. A real one- "Cookies"

It's supposed to be the scent of baking cookies but it smells to me like some lab experimant gone wrong. It has a real chemically smell to it.

[TXlib]

4. Post-seafood farts

[Kathy in Cambridge]

8. sugar-free low carb candy farts

:puke:

should be classified as noxious chemicals. Blech.

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. Today...it would be "Pickle Juice on Kitchen Floor".

Bleh

[Kadie]

6. Wet Dog

Gym Socks
Locker Room
Dirty Baby Diaper
Male Cat Spray

Just a few ideas. Are you starting up a new business? Would make great gag gifts.

[GOPisEvil]

7. "Interstate Gas Station Restroom"

:puke:

[Kathy in Cambridge]

10. Ewwww-you're right

:puke:

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Asparagus Urine

[Felix Mala]

11. Some of these are popular in Pittsfield

Wet Leaves Left Under the Steps From Last Fall

Mouse Survied Cat Long Enough To Get Behind Fridge

Milk Carton Missed by Recyle Pick Up

Expensive Right Glove found in Squirrel Nest

The Compost Never Dried

[kmla]

12. "Feces & Cream"

"Turd in a Punch Bowl"
"Animal Rendering Plant"
"Fraternity Basement"
"Ann Coulter in the Spring"

and the most disgusting?

"Bean Farts + Bic Lighter"

I'm sorry. Was that over the line?

[Bill McBlueState]

14. I think we have a winner...

so far anyway!

Ann Coulter in the Spring?

I'm gonna have nightmares. :puke:

[LynneSin]

13. what??? No "Wet Dog" candle

:shrug: