Well, here was my day

[OmahaBlueDog]

This morning, I witnessed a rollover accident. I'm driving west on I-80. There is a little red car in front of me It kind of meanders into the center of the two lanes, then drifts left. The two driver side wheels end up on the grass, and then the thing is airborne and rolling. It wound up in the eastbound side of the road while I ended up a half mile down the road calling 9-11.

This afternoon, I discovered my new homeowners association directory. The problem here -- that was supposed to be my project. I put it off, put it off, put it off....Now, the Association President (who, incidentally, is a Tea Bagger) won't just think I'm an idiot -- she'll have proof.

I'd love to have a good stiff drink, but we're under a severe thunderstorm warning/tornado watch, so I may have to move in a big hurry to a basement. Drinking would not be conducive to me moving quickly.

Thanks! Rant over.

[Tobin S.]

1. You're clearly not thinking right

Grab the booze and head to the basement now. Two birds with one stone, my friend. Take a radio and a book with you and you'll be all set.

[cwydro]

3. Ditto.

What Tobin said.

[NightWatcher]

2. get drunk in the basement...no stairs to fall down, and safe from twisters