Joke for Parche (and others):

[MiddleFingerMom]

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. Two F-15's are escorting a C-130 transport and the jet pilots
are chatting with the pilot of the C-130 to pass the time. Talk
comes around to the relative merits of their respective aircraft.
Of course, the fighter pilots contend that their planes were better
because of their superior speed, maneuverability, weaponry and
such -- while putting down the C-130's deficiencies in these areas.
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After taking it for a while, the C-130 pilot finally says, "Oh yeah?
Well, I can do a few things in this old girl the you only dream about."
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Naturally, the fighter jocks challenge him to demonstrate this.
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"Just watch," comes the quick retort.
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And so they watch, but all they see is that C-130 continuing to fly
straight and level.
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After several minutes, the transport pilot comes back on the radio,
asking, "There, how was that?"
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Not having seen anything, the fighter pilots reply, "What are you
talking about?" "Just what the hell did you do?"
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The C-130 pilot answers, "Well... I got up, stretched my legs, got
a cup of coffee, then went back and took a leak... ... go ahead...
you guys try it."
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[taterguy]

1. LOL

Well, more like a chuckle