Worst job on the Starship Enterprise...

[TheMightyFavog]

Poll question: Worst job on the Starship Enterprise...

[JTG of the PRB]

1. Junior security officer assigned to the away teams.

97% probability of some sort of horrifying and/or hilarious death. WAY too high if you ask me. And they don't even get paid! No money in the future!

[baldguy]

13. .

http://www.ridgecrest.ca.us/~curtdan/TREK/TAS.cgi?FILE=Larson

[Archae]

2. Other...

The guy in the blooper reel shoveling coal into the engines. :rofl:

(4:56 here)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz6edsqvJtQ

[HopeHoops]

3. Cleaning up Centurian slug poop.

Face it. Even slugs poop, but in their case it is brain stem poop.

[Maccagirl]

4. The poor shlub who had to get rid of all those Tribbles.

n/t

[Alexander]

23. Cyrano Jones?

They estimated it would take him 17.9 years to get rid of them all.

[NewJeffCT]

28. I thought they beamed the whole kit &kaboodle over

to the Klingons?

[blogslut]

5. Other

Red Shirt.

[WolverineDG]

6. Any job that required you to wear a red shirt nt

[Taverner]

9. Yes. I'm surprised this is the first mention of that.

[WolverineDG]

11. 3rd mention & yet I'm the only one you attacked

wonder why?

dg

[Taverner]

12. Dude - no offense - and I wasn't attacking

Just agreeing

:hug:

[underpants]

7. The guy in charge of batteries

I mean EVERYTHING ran on batteries

[nolabear]

8. Another vote for red shirt.

[MilesColtrane]

10. Sanitation engineer who had to repair Worf's Federation Standard every couple of days.

"Ah geez, I told ya to lay off the fiber, didn't I?"

[Swede]

14. Red shirt away team.

[pokerfan]

15. Cleaning the holodeck, no contest

[Gidney N Cloyd]

19. Damn Q always has to pull the old Baby Ruth joke.

[Posteritatis]

16. The guy who had to stand over the exploding console all the time. (nt)

[Sabriel]

17. Gagh chef

Or the poor slob who had to clean up after the Gagh chef.

[edbermac]

18. The bathroom attendant.

Especially when Worf took one of those massive, noxious Klingon dumps.

Look at that, up to his neck in it...good thing he had a light dinner.

[backscatter712]

20. Another vote for redshirt. n/t

[jobycom]

21. Painting the hull after Kirk pissed off some spaceship or other.

"Could have just kept your mouth shut, Captain, but NOOOO, you had to make a pass at his wife, didn't you? Now we're scraping scorch marks and red-shirted ensign goo off the hull again."

Second worst would be seamstress. How freaking many shirts did Kirk destroy in an episode?

[Alexander]

22. Turbolift control. Picard calls them in one episode.

I'd rather be a redshirt than some guy who watches the turbolifts all day.

At least redshirts get to see some excitement. And in Picard's time, it's the goldshirts who get killed more often.

[realisticphish]

24. Kirk's urologist nt

[HEyHEY]

25. Cleaning up the goo in Kirk's quarters after he's been crossbreeding with hot aliens

[Mendocino]

26. Ensign Ricky

[Deep13]

27. Sulu wrangler.

[SteppingRazor]

29. Oh my!

n/t