A sweet little old woman walks into a bar called "GD".

[LeftyFingerPop]

Bartender says "Good evening, what can I get you to drink on this rainy night"?

The lady replies... "Listen, you fucking jackoff, what is the problem with the rain? It has to rain sometimes. Are you some kind of fucking weather racist or something? I've been coming to this fucking bar for 20 years, and I have never seen you here. Are you new? Do you even know how to make a drink? How many drinks have you served here, you bigoted fuck? How's about me and my friends just ignore you and go somewhere else? Yeah, you heard me. Tell the owner what I said, I don't care. YOU'RE STUPID AND YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MAKING DRINKS. I'm a drinker, and I KNOW about making drinks. You ever have a drink yourself, fuckface?

The bartender looked at her and went.... :eyes:

[Swede]

1. Take it to freepeville

[nolabear]

2. Yup, but I do my drinkin' in the Lounge, where "fuckface"="I love ya, ya big lug."

[Curmudgeoness]

3. Great joke. It doesn't take long in GD to appreciate the humor.

Well, it really isn't funny, is it?

[sarge43]

4. "Yo Skinner! Your mother's here." n/t

[Chan790]

5. :spit-take:

It's a good thing my keyboard is "spillproof" or you'd owe me a new keyboard.

[sarge43]

6. GD can have that effect even on the nicest people. n/t

[Tuesday Afternoon]

7. lol

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[MiddleFingerMom]

8. If there's one thing that I've learned...

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YO... FUCKAFACE!!!!!!!
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