When the wife forgets my name

[HysteryDiagnosis]

An elderly lady was invited to an old friends home for dinner one evening.
She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to
her husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling,
Sweetheart, etc.
The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were
still very much in love.
While the husband was in the living room, her lady friend leaned over
to her hostess to say, 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these
years, you still call your husband all those loving names'.

The elderly lady hung her head. 'I have to tell you the truth,' she
said, 'his name slipped my mind about 10 years ago, and I'm scared to
death to ask the cranky old asshole what his name is.'

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. I've been alone SO long...

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...HOW LONG WAS IT?
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(not very, if I've been alone for that long)
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I've been alone SO long, that when I finally DO end up in bed with a partner,
she's going to turn to me during the afterglow and ask...
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.."Um... ... ... sweetie...
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...Who's MiddleFingerMom?"
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[sarge43]

2. At least she still remembers who he is.

It's when you walk past him and say to yourself, "Who the hell was that?"