What I miss most about getting drunk...

[MiddleFingerMom]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyqEjatCSe0
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[old mark]

1. I always know where I leftt my car.

Pretty boring, really.

Oh, and I can't play that game with the yellow dividing lines in the road...when I see several of them, I used to one eye open, then the the other, and try to judge which line was real by which way the lines jumped...but I don't remember which way the real lines were supposed to jump.

mark

[RandomThoughts]

2. Back in my earlier days.

On a couple occasions when driving with double vision, you drive down the middle of the two lines, that is where the real road divider is. (sigh, not a political statement LOL)

err, well not drive down that line, but on the side of it, but you find the line by the middle of two lines when seeing double vision.

However I stopped drinking and driving years ago, and am glad I never hurt anyone on those occasions.