Any advice on what to do about a loose stool?

[Orrex]

[SoxFan]

1. I'll pass

So to speak...

[Chan790]

2. fiber or epoxy resin?

depending on how firm you want things to be.

[Liberal Veteran]

3. Immodium AD

[taterguy]

4. Throw the damn thing away and buy another one

[dimbear]

12. Those things are so cheap that walmart doesn't even bring them in off the sidewalk. n/t

[doc03]

5. I always take Kaopectate. n/t

[Arugula Latte]

6. Super Glue in the sphincter.

[meow2u3]

17. And don't forget the cork

If that loosens, all hell will break loose--including the cork in the sphincter! :evilgrin:

[flvegan]

7. That's not loose, it's expired.

It's bloody broken. It sleeps with the fishes.

The fact that it's a plastic patio "table" and you're using it as a stool helps me understand *why* it's broken.

[denbot]

13. + 1

I'm too much of a tool to have my own opinion.

[Curmudgeoness]

8. Duct tape works for everything. nt

[Kali]

9. from the antibiotics?

yogurt w/active cultures

[UTUSN]

10. & nobody responded to MY thread about "metabolism"?!1 I give up. n/t

[Orrex]

11. Did you include a picture to illustrate your complaint?

Right there's your problem.

[flvegan]

14. Sorry, I hadn't seen it.

But I did respond.

[Odin2005]

15. Imodium.

[yankeepants]

16. That had to hurt

I hope you were wearing head protction

[MajorChode]

18. I think you're shit out of luck