Worst Break-Up Lines...

[Khephra]

Her: Some of us are eagles and some of us are sparrows.

[Timefortruth]

1. You're not the one.nt

[DarkPhenyx]

2. Let's just be friends.

Closely follwed by "I'll call".

I also think "hey, I know it's over. I just wanted to say sorry about the itching." would pretty much suck.

[minkyboodle]

3. the classic

Its not you its me.... I don't like you.
Scott

[dolo amber]

4. I've been told

my usage of "Why prolong the inevitable?" tends to be a bit harsh...:shrug:

[Warpy]

19. No harsher than clinging on for 6 more months

...and eating each other alive the whole time.

The "I've got somebody new, and you might want to get tested" is harsh.

[Whitacre D_WI]

5. Dear Baby:

Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.

[jpgray]

31. Simpsons quotes are not allowed here. Begone! (nt)

[Khephra]

6. I should add that line was told to me

By her best friend in the front seat of her car. I was sitting in the backseat at it was my birthday on Dec 27th? She wouldn't even tell me herself. She had to have someone else speak to me.

Really weird, if you ask me. Most of my others were the standards seen bellow (eg. "Lets be friends").

[Badger1]

7. Never heard one

only spoke them!.............And I have some Florida land available.

[Fridays Child]

8. You're too good for me/You deserve someone better than me.

[KG]

9. 'i've decided i'm not going leave my husband.'

'oh, and by the way, erin isn't your daughter' (lie)


bummer.

[MrSlayer]

10. I'm sorry I fucked my cousin. Will you forgive me?

This actually happened to me once. Needless to say I ended it right then and there. Disgusting, incestuous whore.

[Cleita]

11. I really need to see other people to know who I am.

Unfortunately, I am guilty of this one and have felt guilty over the years for being so shallow.:beer:

[EstimatedProphet]

12. Why would you think I was interested in you?

That one hurts a lot. Proof positive you've been played.

[loftycity]

13. Your are too nice...you just are....hmmm

[Deja Q]

14. "It's not you, it's me." You never can tell. Now if only...

they could make the good bits "ala carte", we'd have nothing to worry about! :evilgrin:

[TopesJunkie]

15. "You're just too cheap!"

Damn. I was in college and broke, and it's not like she ever helped pay for anything. Every other woman I ever dated felt slighted if they didn't at least chip in, if not split the costs over time.

[JVS]

16. Never really thought there was a need for breakup lines

I just leave or stop talking to the person.

[unblock]

17. just not returning calls

the one and only time i was ever "dumped" (i don't get out much), everything was going along fine, or so i thought. then one day she just decided not to take my calls. she had her sister and some friends cover (lie) for her, but after a while, i got the hint.

talk about chickenshit.

the bummer was realizing later in life (after i got a few clues) that odds are the reason why she dumped me was because she wanted to go much faster than i did (was always a gentleman, but this was high school).

sigh, if only i were a much more shallow man, i could have had her....

[Rowdyboy]

18. "It turns out, size actually DOES matter"

[Insider]

20. 'i don't even know why you came here'

after 7 years, and a 292 mile drive in hellish weather and friday rush hour BEACH traffic.

"i don't even know why you came here" aaaaaaaand CUT! that's a wrap.

[bleedingheart]

21. "Go Away"

and then I had my phone number changed and then he started stalking me... and then campus security had to intervene...

[BigMcLargehuge]

22. I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

or the classic

I love you but I am not in love with you...

[Robb]

23. "It is hereby certified...."

It is hereby certified that the attached is a true and correct copy of the order entered in the above-captioned action on ___________ (date) and that the original of the attached order was duly executed by the judicial authority whose signature appears thereon. The order expires on ___________ (date).

The order is:( X ) a civil protection/restraining order
OR ( ) a criminal protection/restraining order.

Whoa, nelly!

[RC]

24. E-mailing this thread to the very soon to be ex....

[indigo32]

25. Sigh

It sucks being on both ends of the equation :cry:

I'm feeling very guilty and wondering if I made a mistake (I didn't, probably just lonely this past weekend). I won't bother mentioning the line I used.

[camero]

26. It's not you

Translation: It's you.

[Triple H]

30. I really hate that one.

:grr:

[camero]

33. Me too

You would think it should be an honest answer when you break up.
I should have added it was her that said it.

[SarahB]

27. I need to be alone for awhile

and then they start dating someone else within a couple weeks.

That's seemed to be the line of choice on me with mixed results on the second part.

[Nailzberg]

28. I got that one, and then it turns out she was seeing someone else already

Okay, so you never really were alone. Oh well, she deserves that scumbag loser she's with now.

[clyrc]

29. It was really lovely when a boyfriend told me

he couldn't respect me for putting up with everything he did to me. If you don't know that you're a pathetic doormat before someone says that to you, you certainly do afterwards.

[Zorra]

32. "I want to have an open relationship"

"No".
"We could still live together, explore new things."
"Are you f*****g her?"
"No, but I want to."
"I want you to leave. Get out. Your things will be out in the front yard tomorrow evening."

[grannylib]

34. No line at all...just disappearing, not calling back, no explanations...

that really sucks.

[CandyCrim21]

35. "we need a break" and "its not you its me"

:puke: Dude, grow some balls, be a man and just tell me there is someone else trust me your better off, I HATE to be lied too. and he was ladies so beware of those lines;)

[AlienGirl]

36. Him: "I've filed for separation; of course, I'll be taking the kids..."

Me: <incredulous stare, not sure what that sentence meant>

Him: "I can't respect you; you don't have any respect for yourself."

Tucker

[maveric]

If you really love me you'll want me to be happy and let me go.

Heard this one from my ex after 18 yrs of marriage.

[maveric]

37. Dupe, please delete.

n/t

[uhhuh]

38. I think that's a good one

dupe, please delete, sounds so 21st century.;)
I think I would take that pretty well.

[VOX]

39. "I love you, but I just can't live with you."

Translation: "I'm meeting my new boyfriend at 7:00 p.m., and don't expect me home tonight."