The X-Rated Motel of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is saying: "Okay, guys, as long as you got it straight. The roadmap was my idea and Colin was just along for the ride. I drew it up one night and even colored it in, with NO FIGHTING at the bottom of the page and then PEACE at the top, all in caps, then a killer REST STOP in between with fireworks for the kids and everything. Colin just added a few details here and there. And they helped, I admit, and Colin is doing a great job and everything, but if the Nobel Prize Selection Committee asks you, . . . well, the roadmap was basically my idea. . . . I mean, just for the record."

[Kamika]

1. Ok like dont take this the wrong way

But a caption cant be that much text.. when you caption something its what they say in exact that moment, not a speech because then they will lose that momentum.

heres a good caption from your post

if the Nobel Prize Selection Committee asks you, . . . well, the roadmap was basically my idea. . . . I mean, just for the record."

[DagmarK]

2. oooooooo..... don't shut down our man from the bard!!!

LOL......

The more the better!!! SkipFox is the REAL brain looking into and deciphering the Bush brain. Really and truly....... :-)

[skip fox]

3. And poems have gotta rhyme, and a sonnet's gotta have 14 lines, and

paintings have gotta have a figure in them, and ambient music is a contradiction in terms, and . . . and . .

and some people think literacy is being able to sound out all the words.

[catpower2000]

8. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dearie, Skip Fox has been doing captions in the lounge since you were in short pants.

Cat

[nedlogg]

4. "Hey, Powell, see this hand?"

"Steady as a rock. Nerves of steel. When I say jump, you jump.

And if you or any of the other punks can't get with the program, I'd suggest you pack up your shit and join the jobless recovery."

[underpants]

5. And then I went to put my hand on the Bible and..........

Rheinquist said "Other hand dumbass"

[GOPisEvil]

6. As Bush and Powell leave The Chicken Ranch...

...The President was quoted as saying, "I can't believe this place was closed down. Fucking Marvin Zindler and his muckraking ass. I remember when I was a kid, you could get laid for FIVE DOLLARS!"

[zizzer]

7. Hey Dick!

Toss me my sheet!

You don't mind if I wear this do you Colon?

[Fenris]

9. W. is "sprechin'":

"Now look, I told you earlier, it's the thickness of a man's fingers that determines how massive his manhood is. See these fingers? They're thicker than Barney's neck! Now, I don't like to brag, but let's just say if Colin and I were to drop our drawers right here, my Bushmeat would put him to shame. And that's all I'm going to say about the economy today. Thank you. Goodbye."

[cosmicdot]

10. yes, he's seen the back of the hand a few times ... kinda like how

Dick and Karl do me when they call me numbnuts and when I go off script or push my neocon ideas when they tell me to raise my hand ...

[skip fox]

11. Daylight bards of captions now depart

Leaving treasures of their chosen art
Strewn cross the path of those who follow
That they might caption, thus, until sweet marrow.

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