Armaments 2:9-21

[Paragon]

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'

And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

(skipping a bit)

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

Amen.

[Nailzberg]

1. Stop it. You're cracking me up.

But don't let it go to your head, I'm drunk, it isn't hard to crack me up right now.

[everythingsxen]

2. Amen!

1...

2...

5!

Three sir!

3!

[Nailzberg]

3. Where? Behind the rabbit?

It IS the rabbit!

[strategery blunder]

4. Armaments 5:1-12 (enjoy!)

(1)Then, after seeing that the weapons of the day were insufficient, the LORD spake unto the political leaders of the Great West Empire, saying, "Lo, the evil powers are developing nuclear weapons. (2) Not nookleyar weapons, nuclear weapons. Therefore I shalt reveal these secrets to your scientists."
(3)And so the LORD revealeth nuclear fission to the scientists of the Great West Empire, and the Great West Empire constructed three nuclear devices.
(4)One the Great West Empire tested in the New Mexico desert.
(5)This lack of faith brought anger to the LORD, and he said, "The nuclear weapons shalt bring a quick end to the war against the evil powers, (6) but because of the unfaithfulness of thou, forever after shalt nuclear weapons bring great wrath and curses."
(7)And lo, the other two devices were dropped upon Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and wrath poureth out upon those two cities.
(8)And lo, the remaining evil power quickly surrendered.
(9)But then the Great West Empire, seeking ever more military power, built thousands and thousands more of these nuclear devices.
(10)So many resources did the Great West Empire devote to these cursed weapons that it created the military-industrial complex, which was the LORD's curse upon the Great West Empire for its unfaithfulness.
(11)Within the military-industrial complex curse, there was much corruption, waste, and inefficiency. So great was this curse that it brought defeat, shame, and embarrassment to the Great West Empire in a long, bloody war fought in the Far East.
(12)And from this military-industrial complex curse arose neoconservatives, bent on increasing the corruption, waste, and inefficiency within the curse as well as lining their own pockets. And from these neoconservatives arose the worst curse the LORD has ever put upon the Great West Empire, the Bu$h administration.

[Gore1FL]

5. Nee

n/t

[strategery blunder]

6. kick

:kick:

[redqueen]

7. I do so love this movie. :)

ARTHUR: There it is! The Bridge of Death!
ROBIN: Oh, great.

[NoPasaran]

8. Go change your armor.

[redqueen]

9. toooo goooood

I found the script online! These guys will never be matched. Ever


TIM: It is the rabbit!
ARTHUR: You silly sod! You got us all worked up!
TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.
ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!???:
???: Get stuffed!
TIM: It'll do you a trick, mate!
???: Oh, yeah?
ROBIN: You monkey's scot's get!
TIM: I'm warning you!
ROBIN: What's he do, nibble your bum?
TIM: He's got huge, sharp - he can leap about - look at the bones!
ARTHUR: Go on, Boris. Chop his head off!
BORIS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
TIM: Look!
BORIS: Aaaugh!
ARTHUR: Jesus Christ!
TIM: I warned you!
ROBIN: I peed again!
TIM: I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same, I always -
ARTHUR: Oh, shut up!
TIM: - But do they listen to me? -
ARTHUR: Right!
TIM: - Oh, no -
KNIGHTS: Charge!
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh! etc.
KNIGHTS: Run away! Run away!
TIM: Haw haw haw. Haw haw haw. Haw haw.
ARTHUR: Right. How many did we lose?
???: Gawain. Hector.
ARTHUR: And Boris. That's five.
GALAHAD: Three, sir.
ARTHUR: Three. Three. And we'd better not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite.
ROBIN: Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?
ARTHUR: Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.
GALAHAD: Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.
ARTHUR: Like what?
GALAHAD: Well,...

[Ricdude]

10. the funniest thing on the special edition DVD...

...is where Michael Palin and Terry Jones go back to the locations where they shot the film, and talk about it. All the castle interiors are from a single castle, for example, and they show how if you look at the room from one angle, it's Castle Anthrax, and from another angle, it's a different set, etc. At the Castle where they filmed most of the movie, you can get coconuts, to make horse noises while trotting around the castle...

And there's the Camelot scene rendered in Lego...

Well worth the money.

[LynzM]

11. Oh yeah...

Favorite movie ever, and was so excited to find the special edition DVD!!! It rocks!

"What, a swallow carrying a coconut?"
"He could have it on a line..."

[Paragon]

12. kick

:D