First "Liberal Internment, re-Education and Detention"(LIED) facility open

[DarkPhenyx]

AP, September 11, 2006 - Bush administration officials personally oversaw the opening of the first regional "Liberal Internment re-Education and Detention" (LIED) facility in the desert outside Tuscon. The selection of the anniversary of the attacks of September 11, 2001 was completely coincidental Administration sources tell us.

When asked about the necessity for the facilities Collin Powell, the first American Minister of Imperial Affairs, as he smiled down on the parade of Lie-berals being forced, and sometimes drug, into the camp by the newly formed America Freedom and Defense Corps, responded, "Terrorists! All of them terrorists! Don't any of you remember 9/11? Saddam Hussain? That French guy we took out last week? Most of these people voted for Osamma bin'Laden in the last election. They are Kerry supporters I tell you. We promise you that both bin'Laden and Kerry will be captured soon."

Five more facilities are scheduled to open in the next week.

[VelmaD]

1. *snort*

So much for your psychic powers. Everyone knows the camps are already being built in Oklahoma. :)

[DarkPhenyx]

4. No dear. The OK camps are for training of...

...the "America Freedom and Defense Corps". Think deputized militia groups.

[VelmaD]

5. So, is it a coincidence...

that the "America Freedom and Defense Corps" has the same acronym as "Aid to Families with Dependent Children"?

[DarkPhenyx]

7. Well...

...that's what they want you to belive anyway.

[Aristus]

2. The lie-berals were herded into the camp by members of the

department formerly known as the Secret Service. It is now know simply as the SS. Minister of Reich Security John Ashcroft commented at the time of the name change: "Well, it really wasn't a secret anymore, and anyway, the word 'service' has such icky liberal connotations. It had to go."

[DarkPhenyx]

3. Too Nazi German.

Come up with something less obvious. there are still going to be people they have to lie to about it.

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Also, the SS didn't come along for some time. It was originall the SA, or the Brown Shirts. they were deputized thugs, not a previously organized force.

[noonwitch]

6. They'll use all the old mental hospitals that haven't been torn down yet

Have their enemies declared mentally ill and commit them. They won't have to round up all liberals, just enough to scare the rest into compliance.