DUCK WAD for President!! DW Needs Your Help. Be part of History!

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from Campaign HQ:

Help design Duck Wad's campaign! Come up with snappy slogans! Examples:

Remember:
If it walks like a duck,
and if it talks like a duck,
it's probably a duck.
Duck Wad for President!!

or the clever:

Duck Wad for President!
Why?
Because our republic can take it, that's why!


Or design banners, bake sales, pins and posters; help create election strategies; brainstorm new positions for our candidate, the incredible Duck Wad, to maintain on issues old as granite, etc. No offer will be refused. Let's get ol' DW back in office where he belongs. Why? Well, as the man says, because we can take it. (Plus . . . it's got a high entertainment value.)

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1. Come on, DU! Four more beers!

(or whatever).

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2. Duck Wad: The Other White Meat!

wow

[Fenris]

3. Wähle Dük Waad

Weil Freiheit für schmutzige Ausländern ist.

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4. "Duck and Cover!"

Translation: "* and Cheney." :evilgrin:

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5. W. is "thinking": "Yeah. All of us Presidents got something going.

Lincoln split rails. Kenney was in Camelot, which is like a round table or something. Johnson had his barbeque Texas thing going where he could tell you stories about hounds, and racoons, and politicians, and one-legged girls, and kids with birthmarks and stuff. Humphrey was the Happy Warrior, even though he lost to Tricky Dick! Wow. I can be Duck Wad! I can't use an axe (the Secret Service won't let me, and I can't be a knight cause all my tables are the square kind, and I can't tell stories cause I have a hard time with my memory when I try to remember something or I can't get all wacked out like Nixon, but I sure can trot out the old ducky in me, and walk in tight little circles and stuff witht he Duck Walk. . . . Wow. They just don't give nicknames to guys they don't care about!"