The Naughty Tailfeathers of all CAPTIONS!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Wow. This is great. The further I lean over, the more he's gotta grab me. Gee, why didn't I think of this before??"

[GOPisEvil]

1. Lower, Ed, lower.

[BringEmOn]

2. Territorial S.S. agent

[Kadie]

3. i told you not to spank me in public

[Career Prole]

4. Aren't you supposed to ask me to cough now? n/t

[BringEmOn]

5. "I'm your backdoor man."

[smartass]

6. "You're much better looking than my boy, Scotty!"

[zbdent]

7. Observation: Some SS agent is soon to be out of a job

Don't ask, don't tell.

Probably be caught humming show tunes.

[cheezus]

8. SS Agent: SNAP!!!!

[wysimdnwyg]

9. AP: Bush has had enough of hecklers

It appears that President Bush has had enough of the hecklers that appear at every stop on his campaign tour. Upon arriving at an event in New York today, Bush charged a man wearing a John Kerry for President t-shirt and waving a sign reading "Bush Lied, Soldiers Died".
According to witnesses, the man had been yelling that Bush should let National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice testify in front of the 911 commission. Bush then "snapped, and went off on the guy", according to one witness who withheld her name. Secret Service agents were forced to hold the President back, after he threatened to "whoop (the man's) ass". While President Bush was quickly led away, he did land one blow to the man's face, causing a bloody nose. No word on whether the man will file assault charges against Bush.
In what some will no doubt consider a conciliatory move, Bush later agreed to allow Rice to testify publicly.

[skip fox]

11. Yer my new favorite reporter!

:toast:

[cosmicdot]

10. OK, on the count of 3, try to look happy and put your cameras in the air