The Forced Hilarity of all CAPTIONS

[BurtWorm]

"Ha ha ha ha. See how unconcerned and un-unhappy I am about how things are going in my battle with Dick Clarke. Ha ha. I am so not scowling. Ha ha. Ha."

[Az]

1. Condi wiles away the day imagining she has a phaser set to kill

[JaySherman]

2. "I know why they REALLY call him Duck Wad."

"But I'll never tell."

[skip fox]

3. Wow.

Good one!

:toast:

[NightTrain]

4. "How can I smile at a time like this? Easy! Instead of...

...swallowing my food, I store it in my cheeks. So my mouth is frozen this way!"

[skip fox]

5. Condi is thinking: "That mutt! Pin-headed little geek! First, it's

'No. No, Condi, I won't let you testify. It's one of those principle things like a superintendent of schools or something. Executive village or something.' Then, it's, 'Condi, you gotta testify. It ain't no biggie. Do it for Duck Wad, would ya?' I'll Duck Wad him. Little pencil-necked geek!"

[BurtWorm]

6. That is probably EXACTLY what's she's thinking!

:toast:

[elperromagico]

7. "YAY! Xanax! YAY!"

[Bossy Monkey]

8. Smile while you can! Donald Pleasence is behind you, and he's about to say

that Michael Myers is loose again. Or worse, Mike Myers!
(Yeah, yeah, so he's dead. So sue me.)

[cosmicdot]

9. Condi is thinking: book royalties ... I'll be set for life ...

[Endangered Specie]

10. Condi bottles her rage by imagining she's holding a grenade

[Endangered Specie]

11. Ive seen depressed porn stars fake better smiles.;