More fundie porn

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/03/29/books/29BOOK.html?position=&pagewanted=print&position=

To those unfamiliar with Dr. LaHaye's views of Revelation, the most striking aspect of the novels may be the bloody massacre Jesus wreaks on the Antichrist's unbelieving armies.

"Tens of thousands of foot soldiers dropped their weapons, grabbed their heads or their chests, fell to their knees, and writhed as they were invisibly sliced asunder," the authors write. "Their innards and entrails gushed to the desert floor, and as those around them turned to run, they too were slain, their blood pooling and rising in the unforgiving brightness of God."

Wow, couldn't he just incinerate them to ashes in a flash of light? I mean, they ARE all going to Hell, aren't they? :eyes:

[Kimber Scott]

1. Gawd!

nt

[DrWeird]

2. I didn't know Jesus was such a bad ass.

He's worse than Vader.

[bmbmd]

10. Jesus can kick Superman's ass

Now you know.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

11. And he can take out Satan with one punch!

In a completely 100% honest fashion! :evilgrin:

[ironflange]

3. Dagnabbit

I sure wish I could do that to people who annoy me!

[papau]

4. "Left Behind" series has sold 41 million hardcover! - seems a hit

with some!

Not my genre - apocalyptic thrillers - but those that like the prior books will I'm sure like "Glorious Appearing".

:-)

[Bill McBlueState]

5. obsessed with violence, can't handle boobs

I was watching Braveheart with some fundies once. Everyone watched the most violent parts in awe. The males seemed to think that the extent to which they loved violence was a sign of their biblical manliness or something.

But as soon as there was a scene with a boob or two, we had to fast forward.

The same crowd got all bent out of shape over the scene in Titanic when Leonardo DiCaprio's character sketches Kate Winslet's character while she's topless.

Violence is such an integral part of fundamentalist Christianity, but they're so afraid of natural beauty. Weirdos.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. And remember that before you go to bed:

That thing Jesus did to the soldiers in that book is an EXPRESSION OF A DESIRE. I didn't just use the word "porn" gratuitously.

Good dreams.

[ForrestGump]

8. It all evens out in the end,

given that I pause and slow-mo during those scenes that mammary-phobic fundies skip through.

[Ratty]

7. I put "Left Behind" on my NetFlix rental cue

I love second-coming stuff. I wish somebody would do a really good book or movie about it. I know "Left Behind" is not it, but maybe it will be fun in an MST3K kind of way.

[reprehensor]

9. Let the exploitation continue.

"If thou wilt be perfect, give up thy Gold."

I wonder if Mr LaHaye will do that?

[Az]

12. Don't forget the Borg invasion ship

Rev 21:10~18