I'm running out of condoms!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

Way too many kids this year. I wasn't prepared.

I got a few bottles of pepper spray, but then I'll be down to the kerosene canisters, then the anvils and trailer hitches.

I'm Running out of shit to give away.



What else is appropriate to give to kids? I'm new to this "Halloween door-begging" ritual.

[rug]

1. Crap, don't you have any pills lying about?

Check the medicine cabinet.

[kayakjohnny]

2. Scissors.

Or any other sharp object.

You know how they like that stuff.

[tigereye]

3. you are terrible! Anvils and trailer hitches!

:spank:

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. Leave a BIG bowl o' THIS on your doorstep with an "honor system" sign...

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[seabeyond]

5. oh, oh... never thought about cough drops, and asprin and... well, hubby was snipped

so forget the condoms.

[Haole Girl]

6. Turn off the lights and go to bed?

No, on second thought...






(nice copycat)

[rrneck]

7. Open the door and ask THEM for shit. nt

[seabeyond]

8. hey... that really made me lol. i held out four little taffy candies, looked and them and said

nope... not giving them up. they are mine...

[rrneck]

12. Thats the spirit! nt

[kimi]

9. Kittens

Give em kittens.

[jmm]

10. Nip bottles

I know it's a traditional Christmas stocking stuffer for kids as opposed to a Halloween treat but desperate times call for desperate measures.



I got smart and bought enough chocolate covered espresso beans this year for all the trick or treaters.

[XemaSab]

11. MRE's

:D

[petronius]

13. You actually give them your own stuff? I just go out early and grab the bags from a few

of the smaller kids. Then, I give out whatever's in there that I don't want for myself...

[lovemydog]

14. glue - kids love to sniff it

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

15. I cleaned out my supply of spray paint cans

I think the neighborhood will be a lot more colorful.

:hi:

[MilesColtrane]

16. Bag-O-Glass™?

[realisticphish]

18. +1

[NickB79]

17. Got any spare ammo lying around? nt