I'm running out of those little airplane bottles of liquor

[MrScorpio]

I hope that the little rug rats aren't expecting me to crack open another carton of Luckys.

[Habibi]

1. Man, I hate when that happens.

The adult trick-or-treaters get cranky.

[nolabear]

2. When my sons were little and we lived in a suburban area where we all knew one another

we used to go "Trick-or-Drinking" We'd carry our wine glasses along and get a little taste at various households. Ah, they grow up so fast...

[A HERETIC I AM]

3. Do you have eggs?

Fry up a dozen or so.

Those always go over well on a night like this.