How do I tell if I'm developing an unhealthy relationship with my iPad?

[ohiosmith]

:shrug:

[REP]

1. Are you touching it inappropriately?

[ohiosmith]

3. If it doesn't complain, is it inappropriate?

I don't think so!

[REP]

9. Maybe it's afraid if it complains, you'll download some incredibly lame app, like Sexy Alphabet

http://krapps.com/2009/05/20/sexy-girl-talk-sexy-alphabet-iphone-app/

[MrScorpio]

2. No means no.

[ohiosmith]

4. It doesn't say anything. It just lies there tempting me to caress it.

[siligut]

5. What do you mean "developing", you're already there bud.

Jealous?

[ohiosmith]

11. How dare she!

:shrug:

[REP]

6. Tempting, or barely suppressing a kernel panic?

[ohiosmith]

7. Hahahaha!

:rofl:

[REP]

8. Go ahead and laugh while it lies there, befouled with your greasy finger-leavings!

I'm so sorry my iPhone had to be part of this :cry: Thanks be my iPad is safe from preeeeverts!

[ohiosmith]

10. I use protection!

[REP]

12. Kinky

Is your iPad wearing a tight, sweaty neoprene sleeve?

[ohiosmith]

13. When I want her to.

;)

[KatyaR]

14. Really, I think you should send it to me.

I'll treat it with the respect it deserves.... :rofl:

[ohiosmith]

16. Get your own.

:P

[Skittles]

15. are you having sex with it, ohiosmith?

I WILL KICK YOUR ASS

[ohiosmith]

17. She's not that kind of device.

:eyes:

[TrogL]

18. Classic signs of addiction

Is it interfering with your work, your relationships, you sleep patterns or your sex life?

[Kaleva]

19. If you start lusting for it, then that's bad.

[Deep13]

20. If you find yourself asking people how to tell if you have an unhealthy...

...relationship with your i-pad, you do.