WANTED: Nerdy female with Canadain Citizenship to marry

[TheMightyFavog]

I won't ask anything of you if you don't want, I just want to marry a Canadian woman so I can get out of here!

[ohiosmith]

1. Been there, did that to beat the draft. It's been 40 glorious years.

[TheMightyFavog]

2. I just want decent healthcare, good hockey, beer, back bacon,

Funny sitcoms, and a decent library job up there...

[ohiosmith]

3. Health care is decent, hockey is excellent, beer is expensive as is the back bacon, sit-coms suck,

libraries are unionized so get in line.

[TheMightyFavog]

4. Corner Gas did not suck!!!

Besides, Oscar reminds me of my dad...

[ohiosmith]

5. Okay!

[Lucy Goosey]

6. Oh, hey!

That's me! I'm a Federal Government policy nerd - I actually work for Citizenship & Immigration Canada.

[quakerboy]

7. It aint that easy

I married me one of them Candanian cit-I-zens a couple years back. And I am still stuck here. As I understand it, if we go I have 6+ months of paperwork before I can even begin to look for a job up there. And I cannot make it that long without eating. Plus I suspect the student loan people would come looking for me.

[Mariselle]

8. Is that you Cliff Claven?

Your mother.