What does it mean when your left nipple itches?

[BurtWorm]

The body politic will shift left now?

[HopeHoops]

1. No. It means you are likely to get laid by a mental homunculus like Glenn Beck.

Sorry, but that's what it says in the Olde Farmer's Almanac.

[BurtWorm]

2. Damn!

Now I really want it to stop itching.

[HopeHoops]

4. Hydrocortizone creme - get the generic shit from the drug store.

ANYTHING to avoid the BecKKK.

[Lil Missy]

3. IT means you should scratch your left nipple. n/t

[HopeHoops]

5. Oh SURE - the SIMPLE answer. Wait. That actually makes sense.

[BurtWorm]

6. Ahhhhh....

Thanks!

[Tobin S.]

7. Wild hair

When that happens to me I usually find a 3 inch long, thick, dark hair growing in the area.

[davsand]

8. Ringworm?

:shrug:

[BurtWorm]

9. I like the wild hair idea much better,

:o

[Deep13]

10. It means fascists just took over your country. nt

[Manifestor_of_Light]

11. You may be being stabbed by a corsage pin on your left shoulder.

Check left shoulder for foliage and flowers.

[jobycom]

12. "If your left nipple itches, slice it off." It's in the Bible

just below the passage about plucking your eye out and cutting off your hand.

Either that, or it was in "Silence of the Lambs." My memory is shot today.

[rug]

13. You're pregnant.

[Swede]

14. You are going to meet a tall dark stranger.

[zen_bohemian]

15. That either you are coming into money or someone is coming over for dinner

:)

[struggle4progress]

16. You've been paying too much attention to your right nipple, and your left one is jealous