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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 02:35 PM
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Maybe I should have 17 kids
So we can get more liberals in this country.
:P
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 02:36 PM
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1. Nah - too many shitty diapers to change. Leave that to Vitter.
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 02:38 PM
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2. Maybe I'll adopt 3 year olds then.
That shouldn't be too expensive. :crazy:
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 02:40 PM
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3. Um, have you ever had kids?
WARNING! WARNING! DANGER WILL ROBINSON!
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 02:55 PM
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5. I have 2, plus a yearly exchange student.
They work in the sweat shops and I collect 90% tax on them, so they really don't cost me that much.

:bounce:
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 02:58 PM
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7. Neither does a pearl necklace.
Sorry, ZZ-Top reference.

I've got three (got my nuts clipped after the third). They're great kids and I wouldn't ever reconsider having them, but there are practical issues. My eldest is a sophomore in college now!

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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 03:05 PM
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8. Contemplating the clipping too
But it just makes me shudder LOL

Actually, I'm just lazy about making an appt. ;)
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 03:11 PM
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9. It is 15 minutes of being a baby on a table and 2 weeks of stitches getting caught on EVERYTHING!
On the plus side, you need to provide a sample after two weeks and the wife can "assist" in preparing it. :evilgrin:
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zen_bohemian Donating Member (298 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 02:44 PM
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4. or you could have 19 and have your own reality show
:)
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 02:56 PM
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6. I thought I would start small. n/t
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