POLICE ISSUED GUIDELINES ON HOW TO BEHAVE WHILE TRAPPED IN A WICKER MAN

[Wickerman]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/police-issued-guidelines-on-how-to-behave-while-trapped-in-a-wicker-man-201011023214/

NEW police guidelines on religious tolerance will include how to behave sensitively when being sacrificed to a Pagan deity.

The 300-page guidebook has been updated to recognise the religious sensitivities of those who worship nature, which actually exists, as opposed to an angry man in the sky who keeps massive jars of plague.

--snip--

"Naturally this situation is a long way from best practise in terms of health and safety, but the officer should refrain from using ideologically inappropriate language while begging for egress.

"For example, the phrase 'Jesus Christ, help me!', clearly presupposes that a Christian god would be willing to intervene and somehow overpower the Pagan god. Likewise 'you're all insane!' infers that religious practise is some sort of mental illness and opens up a Dawkins-esque Pandora's Box."

[edbermac]

1. I would have burned Cage for being in that shitty remake.

[Wickerman]

2. never made it all the way thru it

sure seemed bad.