There Was Always That One Kid That Ruined Every D&D Game ...

[AngryAmish]

This is the funniest thing I have read in years. Especially if you are/were a D&D geek like myself.

Some swearing but probably SWF.

[HopeHoops]

1. I started playing about 1976, maybe 1977.

I had the original "Beginners set" that came with the blue-ish book that had the drawings of the "pork orcs". Shortly after that, I found the REAL original 3-book set, booklet style with manila covers, "Men and Magic", "Swords and Sorcery", and whatever the one about creatures was called. I still have them somewhere. I also got the follow-up books, they were something like Blackmoore, Greystone(hawk?), and "Deamons and Demigods" or something. Then I stumbled upon "Chainmail" - the book that really started it all.

I've got over 300 miniatures, most painted in intricate detail, including all 14 of the pork orcs. I even created an entire land using names constructed from the elvin language reference in the back of the leather-bound "Lord of the Rings". I had four dungeons, two of which were very well developed with 14 or more levels. All that shit is still in a box in the basement, except for the miniatures which are packed in foam layers in a box I keep in my grandfather's WW II Army trunk.

[WillParkinson]

2. That was...weird.

So so weird.

[siligut]

3. Thinking outside the box, he is.

Love it!

[mcollins]

4. Oh. That is just wrong.

LMAO.

[RandomThoughts]

5. For the Prisoners !!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVS1UfCfxlU

The Crane Defense!


Sultans of Swing
"Way down South, London Town"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SEULZIHru0


AC/DC - 'Hells Bells' Live
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oxHCnSJzMc

[AngryAmish]

6. for the evening crowd

[REP]

7. Awesome

[Capn Sunshine]

8. Damn, that is hilarious

I love playground pervert stories where no one gets hurt :P