SO, whaddaya want for Christmas?

[nolabear]

What the hell; Halloween and the elections are over; let's get this Holiday Season STARTED!

I want a Mini Cooper, a literary agent, a zippy metabolism and the rest of my libido back. Oh, and I want all the children of the world to join hands and sing songs of peace.

[velvet]

1. Dear santabear

I want a lover. A man who's a little bit rock, a little bit country, many countries even better, man o' the world not man o' war, practical and cerebral and playful if at all possible.

I am in communication with a gentlemen from the internet who appears to meet these criteria, but of course, in the way of these things, all bets are off until we meet in person next week. I found this line in his dating profile compelling: "I think before I speak."

Thank you for asking, I hope you get your whole list, and those children are listened to.

[old mark]

2. I want a looper. I probably won't get one till after christmas, though -

a Digitech Jamman Solo.

Thanks, Guitar Santa!
mark

[taterguy]

3. Freedom

[HopeHoops]

4. Effects pedals for my guitar - same as the last 35 years.

[CBR]

5. I want a DSLR camera and all of the baby items we need

including a crib, stroller, changing table, rocker, car seat, bouncer etc...

Hopefully we will be successful!

I also want to land a job as a professor for next year after I graduate in May...

[Courtesy Flush]

6. Good MRI results!

December marks the 12th month of my wife's treatment for brain cancer. At that point, she'll have an MRI, and hopefully stop treatment. If the doctor doesn't see his shadow it'll be a few more months of chemo.

That's allz I want for Christmas.

[CBR]

13. Sending Good Holiday Vibes your way...

best wishes to you and your wife.

[Deep13]

7. A country I don't have to be ashamed of.

A country with universal health care and were people are reasoable, even if they disagree. Also, someplace where the summers are not so damn hot would be nice too.

[Courtesy Flush]

9. So you DO hate America!!!11!!!1!

Next you'll wish for alternative energy and high speed rail. This ain't China!

[Deep13]

10. I don't know that I am at the point of hating it...

...but I sure as hell don't love it. Everything I can point to that might be a cause for American pride belonged to past generations. The USA as it is presently constituted is a nation of self-absorbed, ignorant, hateful assholes.

[rurallib]

11. I was going to say a move to Canada. You sum it nicely

[charlie and algernon]

8. I have one.

I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

[tigereye]

12. ah, libido is a good one! I have heard that belly dancing is good for that!

I would like folks to stand up for their principles and not let bullies of any stripe push them around! Oh, and I want a older Jaguar and a new smart phone.

[brendan120678]

14. I want this book:

:hide:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

15. peace within my immediate family

and a dining room table :)

[Old Troop]

16. If you're old enough to remember, "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth"

[Lucian]

17. Happiness.

I want something--or someone--to bring me happiness. That's all.

Why is that so hard to ask for? :(

[yankeepants]

18. Bills paid for the coming year n/t

[IcyPeas]

19. a box of See's candy (except I want it NOW)