Good morning! If you don't put the LID down on your toilet, a fine mist of

[old mark]

urine and fecal material is emitted from your toilet each time you flush it, filling your bathroom and settling on everything in it, including your towels and toothbrush.

Have a great day! ;)


mark

[Maine-ah]

1. amazingly the spray can go as far as 20 feet.

[rug]

2. And a fine mist it is.

Top o' the morning!

[old mark]

5. What the Irish refer to as a "soft day"....

but they are all drunk anyway, so what do they know.

mark

[Chan790]

3. I don't have this issue.

I have a roommate who insists on washing (with bleach) the entire bathroom multiple times a day. Also, I store my toothbrush and towels in my bedroom, otherwise the communist fiends use them.

[old mark]

6. Sometimes people witn mental problems can be quite useful, especially with

tedious household chores.

I was not aware that communists brushed ther teeth, but I have probably been reading too much red-baiting propaganda. I DO KNOW that right wing republicans never brush their teeth, relying on god's grace to save them from dental problems. It does not seem to work well.

mark

[Chan790]

8. My roommate's mother...

who grew up in communist Albania stole my toothbrush then looked at me funny when I asked for it back.

I posted about it.

She's not mentally-ill, just bored. Imagine being shanghaied to a foreign land where you don't speak the language for a 2 week vacation lasting 4 months by a workaholic son who won't put you on a plane home because he misses you, yet leaves you home 18 hours a day with his roommates who don't speak your language.

[old mark]

9. Actually, I imagine that very frequently...and I never read your posts...

I got this one through psychic energy vibrations.


mark

[HopeHoops]

4. Shitty way to start the day. That OP really pissed me off.

:evilgrin:
:hurts:

[old mark]

7. ...so if you flush while still seated,...

or while smoking...:nuke:


mark

[era veteran]

10. If it's yellow let it mellow

[tigereye]

11. yeah, this is why I always wonder why people don't close the lid when they

flush. Never made any sense to me!


Obviously I have way too much time on my hands this morning... :D

[old mark]

13. I hope that's all you have on your hands.....nt

[rurallib]

12. I will remember that when visiting a republican house

[kick-ass-bob]

14. That's why I never flush.

:hide:

[applegrove]

15. When they check office keyboards for pollutants the first thing they find is urine.

[Gormy Cuss]

16. How much mist is emitted when men urinate? After all, there's nothing covering the seat.

Think about THAT. :P

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

17. Hmmmmmmmmm

learn something new everyday. Now I have to remember what I learned for it to do me any good. On the other hand, I've made it to 60 so........... :shrug:

[mysuzuki2]

18. You say that like it's a bad thing.

[denbot]

19. Gee, thanks old mark.

You've made pooping in my backyard sound attractive.

[Orrex]

20. On the plus side, it's been doing that for decades, so you've already absorbed plenty of it

Why worry about it now?

[cherokeeprogressive]

21. Think about THIS: If you can SMELL the feces you just deposited in the toilet...

it's already in the air in the form of a fine mist.

If you can smell it, it's in your nostrils, your nasal passages, AND in your mouth... already.

You have YOURSELF a Great Day!

[elocs]

22. Watch "Bones"? n/t

[old mark]

23. Read an article on it somewhere on the intertubes, but I DID see a Bones

rerun that recalled the article to me, which led to this public service announcement.

:tv:

mark

[elocs]

25. Bones gave that exact tidbit of information in the last episode this week.

That's what made me wonder.

[Iggo]

28. Booth's GF: Why'd you but me a toothbrush?

Booth: I bought us BOTH toothbrushes. We needed them. Trust me.

:rofl:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

24. IBTL

[mucifer]

26. Says something about the human immune system. Lots of people don't do it

and very few get seriously sick from it.

[Iggo]

27. Dammit, Bones!